To the gentleman who stopped his car to ask me for directions and then threw an egg at me: You missed. And I was only 3 meters away, too. The sidewalk got it pretty good, so don’t beat yourself up about your clear lack of athleticism. —Clean as a Whistle
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This article appears in Jan 5-11, 2012.
i wonder if it’s the same guy from past egg bitches? better than a shiv or a gun, i guess, but a terrible waste of an egg
I would have chased him down and gutted him like a fish
this is why i carry a slingshot in my back pocket.
OB, got a plate number?
never pays to try to help people.
I’m hoping you at least sent him wandering in the wrong direction…
ooh the first drive away egging of 2012, where will it end, and who’ll think of the children left behind.
Screw you, LS. I would be SO FUCKING PISSED if anyone did this to me, I’d chase them down the fucking street.
OB, get your revenge by starting a free blog/fb page and call it something like “Eggers in Halifax.” post a map so people can pin spots if they get egged and post descriptions, time of day, make of car, etc and a place to post photos. (Maybe the HRM wlll give you space on their metasite). Sounds like the egger is targeting women-knowledge is power-fight back!
Better than “It was a run by fruiting “
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5U4_zonfvW0
xeno, thank you, anytime you want. but back to subject, i didn’t say it was right at all. some douche do that to me, yes i would chase the fucker til i get them. and then, make them eat the rest, shells and all. to look at me, i don;t seem much, but i have been trained by the old vandoo squadren. tell them about those boys ivan. the fighting ladies from hell.
sorry, squadron.
Roit. All funnan games till someone gets ‘is eye poked out, eh?
S’OK, just didn’t ‘it me roit, you makin’ loit of it ‘an all…
(I’ve been watching Downton Abbey and Upsairs Downstairs back to back lately. Caan ye tell?)
This is why it’s a good idea to have an empty bottle or even a piece of a brick with you. Can be used for self defense in general or just revenge when the car chuckers come. Those snobby kids with the water balloons in Bedford never tried to soak me again after I dented their mom’s minivan with a rock.
Amen, sodeypop. In Halifax I used to carry rocks or a brick with me just for situations like that. Wanna cut me off at a cross walk or throw shit at me? Have fun explaining to your mommy and daddy why your windows are smashed out, fuckers.
I really don’t need to put anything more in my purse, especially a brick. I’ll take comfort in knowing eggers are likely going to have a shitty life or currently live one.
A run by fruiting would have been much better, More.
Maybe your directions stunk OP!
“In order for that to happen, Tommy, one would have to actually pick up sebastian to throw ‘it’ at someone.”
I feel absolutely awful about this, but, that actually made me LOL — like actually let a laugh out. Good thing I don’t share an office!
I think a few rocks through the windows might make them rethink their little stunt, especially if they have to explain to a cop and/or their insurance agent.