Hey Apple Girl up by the Sobeys on North. Tonight, yet again, we cross paths – me slamming on my brakes, and there you are again, walking in front of me obliviously munching on an apple. You make me want to turn my car around and go buy a bag of apples. Are apples really that tasty? Is that why you are so slim? Does the Doctor really stay away? You always put a smile on my face. Munch away girl, see you up North! Love the way you love Apples. —Distracted Driver
This article appears in Dec 5-11, 2013.
An apple a day isn’t supposed to keep a psychiatrist away.
Chick sounds she needs her med.’s checked.
Listen, Orchard Boy. If apples are so bluidy lekker, just stand still a minute and let Hardy Kruger try and shoot one off your head.
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Good thing it wasn’t a banana then you’d be reeeeal distracted. Driver sounds just as psycho as the apple eater.