To the guy who works at Mary Jane’s: I would just like to compliment you in a rather odd fashion. You see, for a while now I have seen you around here and there and was always facinated and in great admiration of your pecs. You can tell those didn’t just happen on their own, and I commend you for the work you must put into them. They are beautiful, and look nice with your dreads. I would never be able to give you a compliment like this in person, so hopefully you read this!
—Muscle Admirer
This article appears in Nov 5-11, 2009.
It’s all in the good weed.