…yet stupid vain women still buy this overpriced, over-hyped shit. $50 for fucking eye cream?????

If I told some of these women you could look 10 years younger by smearing monkey feces on their face for only $200 a pop, there’d be a lineup into the horizon.

Why do you middle-aged women continue to fool yourselves? The cosmetic industry is grabbing your money by the fistful and, as far as I can see, you don’t look one damn bit younger. —You’re Getting Old So Get Over It Already

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  1. Thankfully I don’t have wrinkles or crows feet yet. Although most guys my age do….yuck. Welcome to gay pride week.

  2. You’re right, cosmolilly. I hate the ‘anti-aging’ plug! You can’t stop aging altogether. But you can minimize the effects by doing exactly what you suggested!

  3. I went in looking for face wash one time and this woman tried to convince me I was at the perfect age to start fighting aging. I was 22. I laughed at her and went on my way.

  4. save your money and get food poisoning injected into your visage, then no one will ever know what you’re thinking/feeling…but hey no wrinkles and no worries

  5. What about the societal pressure that drives this trend for women (and men too nowadays) to want to look young, skinny, and flawless? The link is Britney Spears’ before and after Photoshop pics showing how celebrities are edited to look “perfect”. She published this to show the pressure the industry puts on celebs to look a certain way.

    http://anythinghollywood.com/2010/04/britn…

  6. Fight aging? What a silly concept! Aging is an natural process of living. Fighting a natural process is unnatural. People look silly fighting the inevitable. I say embrace aging. Aging is beautiful. Aging means life!!!The only way to stop the clock is to be six feet under or ashes scattered on the breeze.

    Besides, what the cosmetics industry does not tell you is that the effects of aging are mostly hereditary. No face cream can alter heredity. Lifestyle can have an effect as well, no placebo remedy creams necessary, only lifestyle changes. The industry plays on people’s insecurities for profits, not because their products actually work!

  7. I like nice creams. Why? Because they smell good, they feel good, and they don’t make me sneeze. They might not do ALL they claim to, but there is still a VERY BIG dfference between them and the cheap grocery store brand creams; I know because I’ve tried them. There is no comparison to my 50ml tube of $65 moisturizer- which, by the way- lasts me for 6 months. I have the whole range, and it’s money well spent.

  8. Weird, my mum is almost 60 and has less wrinkles than me (age 22) seriously, she does.. still saggy in the neck area but no fine lines.

    She’s used wrinkle products her whole life .. religiously..

    The key is to buy a prescription to Retin-A
    It really works.

    The rest is pretty much garbage

  9. What you do in your teens, twenties and thirties has a bigger impact on your face than what you do in your forties and fifties to fix the damage you did earlier. Think of the 50 year old leather faced sun-worshipers! Now with the tanning beds, people are exposing themselves even more, so they are speeding up the aging process and upping their chances of skin cancer. If you want to look younger in your fifties, slather on the sunscreen in your twenties!

  10. What about those AXE commercials. Bathe in that shit and you’ll get laid? What a crock.

  11. I’ve got good genes so I’ll look young forever. Plus I won’t lose my hair and could be well into my 50s before any grey shows up.

  12. You can get rid of all the lines and wrinkles you want – your face is still going to sag like an old man’s scrotum suctioning to the floor.

  13. I have heard that there is this cream stuff that uses placenta….FUCKING GROSS!! Women are silly.

  14. He probably thinks taking it in the face is good for his skin, PK, except for the burning in his eyes and nostrils.

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