To all those girls and women who are walking around town in black yoga tights like they’re pants: it probably isn’t apparent to you when you’re standing still and checking yourself out in the mirror before you leave the house, but that cellulite dimple (sometimes multiple) on your ass is clearly defined through the black spandex as you walk down the street with your butt cheeks flexing. For real. Just thought you’d want to know. —Say No To Yoga Tights
This article appears in Nov 25 – Dec 1, 2010.


these give me impure thoughts many many times throughout the day.
Yoga pants, participants of the Camel Toe Show.
I’ll never understand why people get pissed about what other people choose to wear.
Muffin tops and camel toes are always funny but it doesn’t ruin my day. I don’t sit around thinking “ARRRRGH, CROCS EXIST!!! AAAAAHHHHHRRRG!!!”
camel toes are better than a moose knuckles
white tights (just add water) are better than black tight too
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkJdEFf_Qg4.
An oldy and a goody – G&S said it best the first time
SO, WHAT HAVE YOU GOT AGAINST TIGHT ASSES YOU FOOL?
The front looks worse than the back.
I don’t know “Y” you’re complaining. On some it’s oh yeah, for others I close my eyes.
Ugh, I hate it that girls wear tights as pants. Drives me up the wall. I don’t care if you’re skinny or a fatty, it looks stoopid.
It looks dumpy, albeit less so than pajama pants (barf)
If hot women want to walk around in revealing yoga tights I’m only too happy for the free show:)
I second Oceanchick’s comment.
Even if they aren’t hot women, and have cellulite dimples, how does that disgust you? There is a difference between not attractive and repulsive. Sure, there are definitely women that repulse me and there are some that probably wear yoga pants, but a specific ‘imperfection’ as dimples is something I can easily look over.
and as oceanchick said, the free show is totally more than worth a couple of imperfections.
And yet on the right girl, yoga pants are just oh-so-nice:
http://girlsinyogapants.com/
I love it when Dal/TO morons wear their leggings with Uggs. They look so Hilariously awful. I never laugh so much. THANK YOU! Keep it up. It keeps my day gigglin’. Read the emperor’s new clothes ladies, nothing more funny than people who think they are the BEST when really they are ZEROs.
I like the way leggins with Uggs look… it’s comfortable and can be cute with the right kind of long sweater and a scarf. Why is there so much hate on them?
*shrug* Haters gonna hate.
mmmmm..Yoga Pants….
I fucking hate people who think they look so good that they can comment on what other people look like.
It goes from one extreme to the other with people who wear those black yoga pants….you get the fat people who look like they are in a competition to see how far those pants will stretch, and then there are those people who are so thin the yoga pants are loose on them.
20 lbs of shit in a stretchy 10 lb bag …. shudder !
Mmmmmmmmmmmm… Yoga Pants