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Ah, yet another fucking lifestyle boutique. When will we lower our pretentious noses enough to look around and notice that sustainable living DOES NOT equal overpriced, exclusive bullshit clothing/food/insert-daily-need-here. These if-you-didn’t-instagram-your-avocado-pudding-did-you-really-eat-avocado-pudding assholes are shining examples of what self-serving privilege and general ignorance looks like. Look at these places in the context of the communities they’ve sat themselves in – totally oblivious to the poverty, racial segregation and addiction all around them. But hey – the rent is cheap. Say it with me, “gentrification”. So many BC imports turned Nova Scotia yogis whoring I Love Local. Now – I don’t actually care where you’re from. But before you sit your pretentious boutique two blocks away from a starving community fraught with all of the social issues that NS loves to ignore, do your fucking research. Look no further than their websites to see a half-online store/half-READ ABOUT OUR OWNER/OUR STORY/LOOK AT ME ME ME I’M SUCH A GREAT PERSON. It’s repulsive. The people who run these places are condescending as hell. They’re extremely judgemental and pretentious. They’re wolves in sheep’s clothing. They ARE the problem. You wan’t to make conscious, sustainable living the norm? You ACTUALLY care? Try making it at all accessible. More like “Oxymoron of the Moment”. Looking forward to sitting back and watching another stuck up, self-serving fail. —Tired of the bullshit
This article appears in Apr 14-20, 2016.


Would it really kill you to wear a nice pair of yoga pants to the next “action”, especially if you’re going to dinner with the folks, afterward? Or would all the other anarcho-syndicalists finger you for a police plant?
Yaaaaas preach. So many idiots opening up “boutiques” like this in this town. $150 for a tshirt “but it’s soooo sustainableeeeeee and Canadian madeee”. pfffft. Your shop is a fad you’re going through, s’cute, move to the left yo.
If I hear one more asshole replace the word “naturally” with “organically” i’m going to scissor kick them right in the face!
This is by far the best and truest bitch I’ve ever read on the Coast.
PREACH!
(except the g-word – gen****ation – really tired of that word)
Yesss..you hit the nail on the head! Finally, someone posting a bitch that actually has a brain!
I simply ignore these places. Never felt compelled to get angry about them. They come and go like the tides.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QK8mJJJvae…
In honour of tomorrow’s high holiday “420” there’s also this little gem:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Znpt_Umixc…
Might want to check the definitions of judgmental and pretentious. You seem to be exhibiting both traits in spades. Xenophobia would be another one to check out while you’ve got the dictionary open.
@nosurprises looks like someoneeee owns a lifestyle boutique.
My personal favorite? The shitty north end microbrewery that almost ignited an effing race war a few weeks back with their own imported BC “Expert”.
But… Free Rubbers! Ha, what douches.