When it’s a hot day like it has been recently DON’T get on an air conditioned bus and open the windows, you stupid morons!
Although the A/C system itself will continue to work with the window open it won’t be as effective. The purpose of an A/C system is to remove humidity from a room (i.e. passenger compartment), and an open window is constantly reintroducing it back into the room/passenger compartment. It won’t effectively cool with the windows open, since warmer air is going to be constantly going into the vehicle via the windows.
You get that, dummy? You want to stay cool on the bus?
LEAVE THE FUCKING WINDOWS CLOSED WHEN THE AIR CONDITIONER IS RUNNING!!!!
-TOO HOT TO BE COOL
This article appears in Jul 11-17, 2013.


I guess people are sick of replying to bus bitches… and I was going to submit another one but I guess I’ll just air it out right here.
I would rather listen to a drunken SIRI belt out some shitty Katy Perry song than listen to that lying, go-time whore any more.
I was walking to my stop this morning and checked when my bus was set to arrive.
11 minutes she said. Odd… I could faintly hear the brakes of a bus on a parallel street. Perhaps it was a ‘special’ or ‘out of service’, I thought. Surely she couldn’t be off by that much. It wasn’t a ‘your bus is scheduled to arrive…’, no, it was the gps enacted ‘your bus will arrive in 11 minutes’ bellow I’m ‘used’ to believing. I’m early… I’ll make it.
At this point I’d need to flat out sprint to catch it anyways… which would not be good for myself or any of the other unfortunate public transit riders on a hot, summer morn.
My unfortunate conclusion. We cannot believe go-time.
Such a shame… how much did that ‘service’ cost to implement?
Should have just stacked up that cash and lit one hell of a bonfire…
at least that could burn succulent meat, and not just burn your ridership.
2 buses later, I’m late for work and already hating everything around me.
Congrats metro transit. Congrats.
Every time I think I couldn’t hate you any more…
you just keep on surprising me.
Next up, hiring colicy babies for every bus and holding random-brown-liquid-on-seats Thursdays…
go to hell.
Gee, zZz… pay attention.
This isn’t really a bus bitch. It’s more of a “Stupid People On The Bus” bitch (you got that OP?!!? Get it straigh stupidt!!). Way to make this all about you zZz.