To the numb nuts who decided they were going to rip a contest entry off of a bag of bread in a certain pharmacy: I hope you lose motherfucker because if you win you definitely aren’t smart enough to answer the skill testing question!
It was bad enough you left a hole in the bread bag but did you really feel the need to poke your finger into the hole and squash the bread not to mention stealing the heel (crust)? What… were you imaging poking your hole into some skanky whore? Had to toss those pieces because God knows where your finger’s been!
I was in a rush to catch the next bus (which was fucking early, btw Metro Transit!) and did not check the bag. I usually just squeeze slightly to check for freshness. Loser shitheads like you disgust me and I hope y’all rot in hell!!!—Pillsbury Dough Boy
This article appears in Sep 30 – Oct 6, 2010.
They were just checking if the bread was right for toad in the hole.
YOU ARE SO MAD ABOUT BREAD LOL
Likely NiceGoinFat was re-enacting the American Pie “apple pie” scene with your loaf of bread.
First time I ever went to the food bank I got three loaves of bread and I was really excited. But I didn’t check them. Then when I got home I realized they all had mold on them. Then I was really sad. Oh bread how you toy with emotions.
Ew! …*snort*… yeah, it would piss me off too. But it’s not me, so it kinda funny 😉