Baahhhh!
Ok, so it’s this past Sunday at 7:10pm and we’re driving down Spring Gdn on our way to dinner with the fam. I wasn’t driving, and you punks are damn lucky I wasn’t and that my dear old dad was instead.
So you’re driving some small white car packed with teenaged/young adult guys & girls and all of the sudden I see something fairly large & messy (not sure what it was) fly out the window and hit a bunch of pedestrians minding their own business, crossing the street at Spring Gdn and South Park – meanwhile the little skanks in the back of the car laugh it up.
Lucky for you, I didn’t see your license plate – cos if I had, I’d have reported your ass to the cops in a heartbeat. And had I been driving instead of my 65 yr old dad, this story would have ended much differently.—You little fuckers are lucky this time
This article appears in Sep 9-15, 2010.
I feel the same way as you do, OP…… but honestly… how would it have been different had you been driving?
sounds like they would have followed them to get said plate number… rather than being laid back joe shmoe and keep on the chosen path.
ah… i figured they were suggesting that the punks would have got what was coming to them….. something fairly large and messy.
Drive-by swarmings?
when you are driving, and see a gang llike that, aim the car and let gravity take over. and when asked what happened, say a cat jumped in front of you, and you panicked.
OP you wouldn’t have done shit and you know it.
My point exactly GF… (that stands for Guerilla Funk, not GIRLFRIEND by the way- don’t get excited Seb….)
I seen 4 guys one time yelling at random ppl on the street…then took a huge Wendy’s cup and threw a whole pop on this poor girl walking alone….I followed them, took their plate number and called the police within 2 minutes of the incident. NOTHING was done to the punks. The cop said because they couldn’t prove who was driving, then it wasn’t worth it. The cop wouldn’t even go to the house where the car was registered and tell the parents. I was shocked!!
And “guerilla funk” you’re an expert on what I would or would not have done because how, exactly….?
Yeah I thought so.
Actually, at the very least I WOULD have done what Real Chick did (though obviously that worked out well for her) – but as I said in my bitch, I was not the driver …..and you don’t know my father, who was.
Plus we were all on our way to a once/yr dinner for his birthday and something tells me jumping out of a moving car would not have ended too well for me.
Unfortunately, once the initial shock of the incident wore off the jackass driver was too far away to get his plate.
Here is an idea. Organize an event through facebook and twitter for interested individuals to gather in one place for an evening of throwing-drinks-at-unsuspecting-pedestrians fun. Just as everyone has gathered up, set afire a container full of TNT right in the middle of the crowd.
Please, I bet you would’ve gave them a real nice talking to. Get over it cuz you wouldn’t, AND DIDN’T, do shit.
That’s why I carry a sock with a pool ball in it around with me.
I only carry two fists!
Fat, you carry socks and pool balls and soap and quarters.
You are the macgyver of beatdowns…
I could give you some string, an expired credit card, and some chewing gum and you could turn it into a shank.
Speaking of MacGyver…I just watched McGruber the other day…against my will…but I have to say a laughed out loud on more than one occasion.
love the wwe cameos. totally wasn’t expecting that…