Okay…why do random strangers send me friend requests? I don’t know who the fuck they are so I don’t want to be their friend! I’m sick of this! Just in the last month I’ve had about 5 different people (all strangers!) try to add me, and one tried to add me 3 times so I blocked him. Do I have to set it so no one can search me, I don’t wanna have to do that!
Also, I deleted some people cuz:
– some people keep writing about how much they love their boyfriend! Anyone who writes that constantly deserves to get dumped by said bf!
– one person kept writing about things in their house in status updates. “My toilet is flushing right now and I plan to wash my hands”. Some dipshit on my fb seriously wrote this! wtf.
– some other people keep sending me stupid requests to take quizzes and all that bullshit.
I want to socialize with my lovers and acquaintances who I fancy, and vice versa! Please fuck off.
—Loves Facebook but does not love everyone who uses it
This article appears in Jul 2-8, 2009.
Maybe because strangers might think you’re someone they know? Or it might be spam shit. This is a pretty lame bitch, especially since the solution to your problem only involves a delete key.
Facebook bitches are lame.
Not only lame but fucking MEGA-BOR-ING!
I think this bitch would be most effective listed as the OP’s FB status today. GROW A BACKBONE!
Who the fuck cares?!?! You need to get a REAL life other than facebook
haha yea this is not a real bitch but i know what you mean i also hate couples face book!
Like jon and jane d’oh!
Eeew Facebook.
Poor OP, imagine if some stranger said hello to you on the sidewalk! Those bastards.
You can “hide” posts from people who are boring poor little you. Alternatively, you can gtfo FB.
I was on ‘face crack’ for about a week.
People I never even heard of ,wants you to be ‘friends’ . So I can see the odd person being very friendly or maybe some kid trying to be in the top group with ‘most friends’ but you go on there & there’s 30+ requests ! ! !
Yea, right Why not just G. F. Y .
If that wasn’t dumb enough…people would ‘poke’ you …see ya delete !
Now the same damn thing is happening on You Tube !?! Why ? I don’t get it at all .
Oooo look at my 100 pic album of my kid eating ice-cream
DELETE!
Hey look at me I have 10 000 friends
DELETE!
Wow I should post URL with all kinds of neato crap to buy
DELETE!
Remember me? We sat near each other in High School
DELETE!
Shabba, I like your style. I really have a distaste for people who whine about facebook. Especially since the person sounds like the type to sit on the shitter and look at it using their crackberry.
BUT THE INTERNET IS SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS, GUYS.
SERIOUS.
FUCKING.
BUIZNASH.