All you lawyer ladies at the Buck 65 show: You realize of course that all the artists and probably the show organizers all now loath you. I certainly hope that whatever legal issues you discussed non-stop for an hour and a half were so important that you feel great about pretty much ruining the show for everybody around you with your non-stop shouting. Why do you even bother going to concerts?? Just to piss off other people??!! To make them feel like they wasted their money? To insult artists you don’t like? Or are you just showing off how loudly you can talk, trying to impress each other? Or do you actually think that we all paid our money to hear you? Why don’t you try this behaviour at the Cohen some time and see if your self-importance will impress security and let you ruin the concert for everyone, or test your legal theories on your right to disrupt and annoy whomever you damn well please?
Please, shut up, grow up and get some common courtesy or stay far away from live music.
—I hear you over the PA from 50 feet away.
This article appears in Jan 29 – Feb 4, 2009.
Fuck I hate people like that. Especially the ones who
KNOW they’re doing it and KNOW that everyone in the room hates them, but just don’t care.
A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a study. He sees a sign remarking on the quality of professional brain offerred at this particular brain store. He begins to question the butcher about the cost of these brains.
“How much does it cost for engineer brain?”
“Three dollars an ounce.”
“How much does it cost for programmer brain?”
“Four dollars an ounce.”
“How much for lawyer brain?”
“$1,000 an ounce.”
“Why is lawyer brain so much more?”
“Do you know how many lawyers we had to kill to get one ounce of brain?”
Why didn’t you ask them personally to shut up? People like that need to know they’re being assholes and ruining it for everybody else. Obviously they’re too self-involved to realize there’s other people around them.
I think we all need to stop being so passive when it comes to stupid people.
Its actually “Cohn,” not “Cohen.”