I hate you. I hate you for making me someone I wasn’t. I hate your cocky laugh, I hate your frumpy body, I hate your big ass teeth and your big ass feet. I hate your fucking face. I hate that you somehow turned this around on me in your own mind. This was your fault, you are to blame. I did nothing but love you, you fucked that up because you’re fucked up. I hope you have a great life mis leading people you pity, because it’s pity. You don’t care, you think fixing peoples problems will cover the ugly you hold inside. Well it won’t. You’re a selfish, manipulative, cold hearted and ugly person. You’re so bitter it’s incredible. Me too though, no worries there. I’m so glad you proved me right. I fucking hate you. I’ll never ignore my gut again. You’re a heartless bitch. Good god I hate you. :)! —Your Overachievements Underwhelm. Can’t Undo Nullified Truth.
This article appears in Feb 20-26, 2014.
Cant think of anything remotely witty!
not that I ever do!
Here, have a Snickers.
You obviously didn’t hate her horse teeth and her frumpy body and her big ass feet when you were fucking her.
Why does everyone attack their ex’s appearance when their ex dumps them? Like women who go on about how small their ex’s dick is when their ex starts fucking someone else. You didn’t seem to have a problem with it before they dumped your ass. Sour grapes, much?
Whenever I hear something with “The End” in it, I leave it up to Jim Morrison to sum it up best.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ar27ChFKqA
Remember, you picked them and exactly how long did you stick around.
“exactly how long did you stick around.”
My guess is they stuck around until they got dumped.
Hay OB: does your ex own a ‘very successful retail business on Spring Garden Road’?
I have re-written this bitch so that it resonates correctly with the Bitcher. S/He didn’t get the pronouns correct…
I hate myself. I hate myself for allowing myself to be made into someone I wasn’t. I still love your cocky laugh, I still love your frumpy body, I still love your big ass teeth and your big ass feet. I still love your fucking face. I hate that I allowed you to somehow turn this around on me in your own mind. This was my fault, I am to blame. You did nothing but love me, I fucked that up because I am fucked up. I hope I have a great life mis leading [sic] people I pity, because it’s pity. I don’t care, I think fixing peoples [sic] problems will cover the ugly I hold inside. Well it won’t. I’m a selfish, manipulative, cold hearted and ugly person. I am so bitter it’s incredible. You too though, no worries there. You must be so glad I proved you right. I fucking hate myself. I’ll never ignore my gut again. I am a heartless bitch. Good god I hate myself. :)! —Your Overachievements Underwhelm. Are Not. A. Can’t Undo Nullified Truth.
there now op, feel better now you’ve spewed your bloody bile?
there now.
https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/4749170176/h5…
Those were my kittehs last night, zed. The big one kept yelling at the little one for absolutely no reason. 🙁
But the little one is a lover and not a fighter, so she just sat on the ledge in the kitchen all “what I do?”
C’est triste.
OB, Make yourself a playlist of some really angry breakup songs (Pink, Mary J Blige, anything by Fiona Apple, cake, ben folds) and clean or work out to the music. It’ll help.
Are you talking about my last girlfriend?