Please, PLEASE get over him. It’s been over for over a year, he barely replies to any emails/ texts, and if he wanted to talk to you he would find you in the hall and do it. There are plenty of wonderful people in the world so please stop making me wait for that coffee he doesn’t drink, that is apparently never ever going to happen. —Me
This article appears in Oct 11-17, 2012.


It is so sad that you’ve wasted this much time on some dimwit – why in the fuck are you so unkind to yourself? What’s next? Widow’s weeds?
Dr. Zed’s prescription, a bottle of jack and a good old fashioned kitchen party.
By morning well over half his memory will be permanently erased from your brain.
You need to get out more & start doing some activities you enjoy. Get moving & move on !
Good luck
Write a three chord hurtin’ song and sell it to Taylor Swift.
come see me o.p., i’ll make you forget all about your ex. you will be too busy doing other fun things.
^^^^^^^
Yup, pickin mushed bananna out of an old mans beard is exactly the fun thing the OB needs, to straighten him/her out. Right, Suckster? Yah old perve, hittin on the high schoolers. Lol!!
HARPER. You are so witty and insightful. (not sarcasm)
I’ll have that coffee if he doesn’t want it.
SHITD is unhappy today, because sebastion told him his dick is too small. poor shitty, you and a couple of others here will go thru life lonely losers, while i and the rest wil laugh at you. by the way shitty, how is your mama, she get over the wobbles from our night together, yet?
It’s not “small”, it’s miniature. Besides someone needs to have a mini or your “HUGE” dick would just be average. As for lonely…not so much. I just married a woman with a small vagina.