Before laying out the strategy as embodied in “The Grid” as mentioned in my last post, I think it appropriate that the regular readers of my submissions should be informed about the events on that “darkling plain” as they have transpired so far. Since the battle is not yet over, I have entitled this post, “An Interim Report from the Field.”
What is transpiring is, in effect, a battle on two fronts. The main offensive, the unfolding of my masterful theory of the Underclass in Halifax, is proceeding apace, rolling up the Underclass rabble before it in spectacular fashion. Organized resistance is in disarray. I predict we shall soon be tasting the fruits of victory.
However, there is a second front, a skirmishing action on the flanks as embodied in the “Comments” section appearing beneath my submissions. I usually make it a practice to respond to batches of 20 or so in order to make my replies more accessible to the individual senders – it’s little more than good pedagogical practice – who, for the most part, are none other than the Redneck Strutters. Indeed, only this morning I replied to the first batch – it’s like swatting flies, really – but by now I’m sure the number has grown. (There were 200 Comments on “Further Reflections on the Underclass in Halifax: Excavating the Concept,” can you imagine?) I can tell you now that the rabble is in disarray. The redneck strutters are used to dishing it out but they’re not so used to taking it. Justifiably, they are beginning to “look over their shoulders.”
What is important about this skirmishing action, in addition, of course, to the ineffable style with which I dispatch their ramblings, is that the major offensive and the flanking attacks are symbiotic in nature. On reading “Assessing the Underclass Markers: Targeting the Redneck Strutters” and unable to contain their choler, the redneck strutters rush to their computers to record their comments. Conversely, on reading their comments and listening to their “minds” at work in their words, I gain additional insight into what, after all, is the point of this exercise – uncovering the Underclass Mind.
So I leave you with this Interim Report dear readers, and know that I enjoy your full support. Do not fear, victory shall be ours!
Cheerio!—Montreal Man
This article appears in Apr 8-14, 2010.
dude, haven’t you clued in to the fact, that no one wants to see or even read your drivel anymore. you sound fairly intelligent, so why not put it to use. there is a problem with governments at this time, or lack thereof. maybe you should apply your supposedly superior intellect towards running in the next election. barring that, maybe you should start a business training college profs to be maybe a bit more efficent in their courses to the masses of students who choose to sit back and ignor basic principals of learning. as i said, you seem to have it in your head, so why not put it to better use than on this site.the rest of the bitchers here care not if you make a comparison of them, and the coast will bounce you soon. do yourself and the rest of the world at large a favor, apply your intellect to an area that could really use it. instead of wasting your time, trying to get these people rankled up. t.t.f.n.
Go away, MTLMAN.
I don’t read this shit. However, I’ve developed a blister on my fuck finger just scrolling down through this crap.
This isn’t a bitch. Go away, no one wants to help you with your thesis.
no one reads these. You are wasting space. Please leave.
Is this supposed to be written in the style of , “A Confederacy of Dunces?” Are you the embodiment of Ignatius himself? I really think that this may be what the author of this post is going for, if not, just read the book and you really will realize why derisive comments will be ineffective against this poster.
billions of blistering blue barnacles
I wonder if this dink is as long-winded in real life or is he just able to voice his opinion when online. I mean, in a face-to-face situation would he be able to effectively communicate? I’m not saying that that’s what he’s accomplishing now.
Montreal Man… aren’t spelling and grammar, a thesaurus and a dictionary wonderful things? Your posts are somewhat eloquent but, also, in the grand scheme of things are “so much fart gas”!
I don’t visit here as often as I once did and to come back and see your bull shit is somewhat disappointing. I have one thing to say… “vas te faire foutre” and stop wasting The Coast’s and its readers’ valuable time!
maybe he is just pining for the fjords or he is looking for new friends
Montreal Man,
The reason I thought you were my professor is that your writing style is IDENTICAL to his. Writing styles are like signatures in a way – kinda like when someone sings, you can tell who the singer is without actually seeing their face, or similarly, when someone paints a picture, one can usually guess the artist if they are familiar with the artist’s other works. The similarities are UNCANNY.
With each word, the OP begins to turn the spotlight of scrutiny upon himself.
What have we learned?
Well, he’s a greenie. That humanity is a scourge, a blight. That the great bulk of us should just keel over and die, so that we don’t breath out global warming.
That the troglodytes, the slavering masses are nothing more than a resource to be exploited. Penned, herded off a cliff if necessary like Lemmings.
He believes that he hob-nobs with Maurice Strong and Al Gore.
It’s these types of idioms that imperil the planet in the first place.
Knowledge can be a dangerous thing and you underline the point.
Congratulations, you are among the perceived elite.
Enjoy it while it lasts.
Got grist?
Shut.Up.
Sine kyle has been somewhat negligent in dealing with his upcoming court case, I must throw in a hi jack here.
Does the Coast log the IPs of commenters?
the OP lost me after the first sentence.
Thank you to all my friends in the Uncerclass for your kind words.
I direct your attention to Comment #101 on “L’Homme de Montreal, please go home'” (April 12, 10:55) for the latest development in this matter.
Cheerio!