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Dear American firms/businesses: Please leave Canada and do not return. We do not need your type of jobs or your idea of what “Canada” wants. Please do not come here looking for a free ride (taxes, wages, rebates, et. cetera) since we can give to our own people instead of you coming here and taking our money and leaving. Oh, to the 18,000 employees you just let go? They thank you from the bottom of their hearts. The Canadian taxpayers like you too, since all these people will be on EI. So when you get to the boarder and say goodbye please return your passport and don’t let the door hit you on the way out. —American dream

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  1. You realize they were invited here, by Canadians, for the very purposes of which you write… no?!

    Remember to vote kids! But not for the Conservatives, eh… any party but that one.

    A little off topic but… when John Baird quits his job because he can’t get along with Stephen Harper, Jesus!

  2. And didn’t a huge chunk of those 18 thousand come from former zellers employees? You know the people who would of been out of a job when zellers went under years ago? Without companies trying nobody will have jobs

  3. THE BOARDER

    “So when you get to the boarder and say goodbye please return you passport and don’t let the door hit you on the way out.” American dream

    In what boarding house was the boarder staying? Were the conditions crowded? As he was an American why was he required to return his passport since he was heading back to the US? Do you work at the border?

    A pleasure as always,

    Cheerio!

  4. Phew! that boarder gag was just as funny and clever as the McFuckNuts who writes for happy meal boxes.
    You should consider a run on Juste Pour Rire…

    douche

  5. Yes OB, let’s force every American company to leave Canada. When they do, what will we do with the millions and millions who will be out of work? And while we are at it, shall we ban all American products that come to Canada? So the Bullseye screwed up and expanded too large too fast but as one person said the ex-employees of the other store got jobs for a couple of years. Don’t worry, someone will take over those store fronts and hire people.

  6. RSVP

    Willard (02/04, 10:42AM)

    Willard, I want you to stop that right now. Do you read what’s written on happy meal boxes, Willard? Do you move your lips? And that should be” Jusque Pour Rire,” Willard. You shouldn’t try French, you douche. Now run along.

  7. “Please do not come here looking for a free ride (taxes, wages, rebates, et. cetera) since we can give to our own people instead of you coming here and taking our money and leaving.”

    Why are you upset with them? Shouldn’t you be upset with your “government” that’s giving these incentives out? How long are we going to keep that failing ferry going with millions of tax payers dollars? It’s not the store’s fault. If someone was to give you a handout and say “don’t worry about it”, I’m 100% certain you’ll say “yes please and thanks” 🙂

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