I’m sorry I always check you out when you are with your beautiful tattooed wife or your adorable children with awesome haircuts. You make me think bringing a fragile baby into this crazy world isn’t the worst idea. Please keep being attractive and involved in the lives of your kids and don’t ever return my ogles. —Someday My Alternative Baby-Daddy Will Come
This article appears in Oct 18-24, 2012.


Yeah, because what could possibly be the harm…
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_MRFRjmBwUU/Tn7i…
Yes, because being attractive makes everything ok.
You conceited, vain piece of shit.
Tattoos aren’t really alternative nowadays, infact they are more of the norm.
OP You naive little girl.REMEMBER DON’T START A FAMILY WITH A MAN BECAUSE HE LOOKS AS THOUGH HE WOULD PROTECT YOU.DON’T EVER RELIE ON ANYONE BUT YOURSELF FOR PROTECTION.
What’s an alternative father? Is that like an alternate father? In case the first one doesn’t work out.
I believe “alternative” in this case means tattoos, piercings, etc.