Thank you for looking too friggin’ cute in your uniforms and freshest polo tees and for inviting my friends and I to drink expensive alcohol for free on your “massive party bus” this saturday… you are so very very friendly and eager. And for that, I salute you. xoxoxoxox —KTW

This article appears in Jun 24-30, 2010.

Join the Conversation

2 Comments

  1. Reply

  2. yeah, I wonder why they would want to invite ladies out for free booze while docked?

    hmmmm, quite the conundrum.
    *scratching head*

    Reply
Leave a comment

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *