To my wonderful neighbours: You won, you got your fucking way. The car is gone and will no longer be an eyesore in your otherwise perfect view of the laundromat. Next time have the decency to ask me to move it rather than constantly calling the cops and having it towed. You cost me a lot of money. Go fuck yourselves.
This article appears in Jan 31 – Feb 6, 2008.


What did they say they towed you for? If you were habitually parking in a loading zone or otherwise a tow-able location…than I have no sympathy for you. If not…shitty deals for you and I would say that turnabout is fair game.
There’s always the question of how long the car had been there without being moved AND the condition of the car. If it was an eyesore shitbox, I say begone yon heap!
ohmigosh ellbee , first time i agree with ellbee, (no just joking).ya goes number 3 with chris and el:if your pile of scrap metal is just rusting away in front of my house. i would call the cops too. but if your pile of scrap is your own form of regular transport due to lack of money to buy a new car , then you have a right to bitch.no one wants a pile of scrap metal rusting away in their backyard, never mind at their front door.
It’s not just the look of the car – but if it’s a safety hazard (check your drivers ed booklet)….or just plainly in the way of a business – regardless if it’s a BMW or a BMpiece of shit….then it shouldn’t be there.Obviously they’re calling the cops and got it towed for a reason.You’re just as nutty as the person who couldn’t understand why they got ticketed for locking their bike in the Queen St. Sobeys Parking Lot.
or the girl who cussed all banks for not giving her a credit card after she skipped out of her previous landlord. LOL
sorry Dorothy, you are not in Oz anymore, you’re back down in Kansas 🙂
Meh, I think if you can’t read the parking signs in the vicinity of your parking pace, then you are doomed to your fate. Everyone hates the meter maids/anal neighborhood parking spies, but you’ve got to play by the rules here; was there a sign posted? If you were in a towing zone, I have no sympathy for you whatsoever. You need to provide us with more info, methinks.