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It’s a fact of life that there will always be someone smarter, more successful and better looking than you, but there may be no one dumber. Acting like a bitch only confirms it. —Pitying You
This article appears in Dec 13-19, 2012.
43 Comments
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and she counters with…(tee hee)
http://www.mendosa.com/fluke.html
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1NAwlepnSs
Okay Molly, we may as well just give up and get married already ….. >; )
Well played, Good Dog… Well played indeed.
All Hail The Cosmic Muffin! Fear it’s wrath!
ok, i give up. you know you have to castrate yerself tho.
i get to be the man because i beat you by 2 minutes.
Ivan, she’s right. Official rules state that the winner of any competition on the bitch board gets to decide the genders of the parties involved in the resulting relationship. Here, take these (passes to Ivan The Captain’s spare set of panties and bra) Don’t worry, they’re not used.
they will be by the time i am finished with him.
lol, poor virgin posters…..spending an hour to compose a heartbreaking plea to the internet, then sees it immediately flung around the board like a hacky sac, whilst we gibber and prance and paint ourselves blue for 200 comments.
life’s good here.
Maybe our derailment of of this particular bitch is in itself a form of advice, Good Dog. The advice being directed at the OB of all people. Their bitch is worth as much attention as we have just served it.
OB, stop being so judgmental, posting like a bitch only makes people pity your superficial mindset.
I hate you guys, so very, very much
http://pixelatedpop.com/sites/default/file…
j/k
Nuh uh, Molly. Video beats still images, every time.
bah! i not only beat you by 2 minutes i also viewed and discarded the video you chose. gimme a kiss sweetie. i shall change your name to ivan the bashful.
cap? not that ‘posting like a bitch’ would at all be encouraged by the name of the board, would it?
I’ll agree to a same sex civil union, but only if you make nice-nice with wogshite and find out where she got that bleaching thing done. I pitch. I also snore so you’ve been warned.
we can have a ‘boston’ lesbian relationship. it always includes multiple cats and dogs.
and i snore much, much louder than you possibly could, m’dear.
she would have gotten her frequent bleacher discount at fs’s ‘soap ‘n pseudonyms’ in da market.
how can you see this and not think of blowhard???
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-Wd-Q3F8KM
True Story, Good Dog. I just like to take peoples words and turn them around on themselves. I’m an arse-hole like that 🙂
You’re going to have sooo many lovely handmade Ivan-knacks to put on your mantle, GDM!!
You mean the Bull has to work and I get to stay home with the cats and dogs sniffing glue all day?
May have to rethink this whole sex change thing.
he can knick knack paddy whack give the dog a bone all he wants as long as i get a book discount.
Sorry GDM. I retired from my weekend bookstore job.>: (
I guess we were fated to never be together, after all.
Enjoy your death trap, ladies
http://farm7.staticflickr.com/6111/6283612…
can’t we all just get along???
she gave me a tree
and she gave me cookies.
but the leaves for loaves is a classic barter
i told the boy about it and he said “you’re really weird mom”
prob why i like ya
It otay Funnygirl. GDM & I are buds.
*At least, I think we are*
trust me on this, you are
I never really doubted it >: )
i guess the o.p. must be refering to a lot of bitchers as of late. but hey, it makes an interesting read.
ha! i leave my desk for a minute to go move electronic deer around the yard (have to fool the neighbours into thinking they are real deer) and come back to (sniff sniff) ivan doubting my warmest regards for his adorable self.
yah, we are buds. i think funnygirl was being funny.
oh, we’re all buds….
http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/…
http://dogblog.dogstuff.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/antidepressant-puppies.jpg
i’ll see you those 3 kitties and raise you 15 puppies.
molly, i see your 15 puppies, and throw in a dog pound.
i raise you this dog, i met one once http://whimsoffairness.files.wordpress.com…
awwwwwwwwwwwww pg, a blonde molly. so sweet. her tub-ness is snoring at my feet and sends you kisses. the noofer, of course, just wants to nail the bear in the crotch.
i should send the noofer as my envoy to a summit. he can make the rounds and turn the fellows into sopranos.
the pyrenees has a head that rivals mine, big goofs too
That’s quite enough of that kind of talk GDM. See my earlier comment re: “Stomped Grapes, Cracked Nuts and the Eurgh Factor of Emasculation Imagery – Mt. St. Vincent University Press, 1983”
So that’s what the Never Ending Story dog after retiring from film work.
if you ever have a meet n greet with my pup, you will know whereof we (pg & i ) speak. that is, if you can stop rolling around on the ground clutching yer wee bits for long enough to grunt out a ‘hey there’
LMFAO. Fair enough. I’ll take that chance for the privilege of meeting a new furrybuddy.
Sounds like a very unhappy person. Sometimes I would love to hear the backstory for posts like this.
That’s advice? Real morale booster OP, you’re telling this person things can only get better, right?
Sounds like a pretty unhelpful piece of advice. Let’s hope you never get asked to be a Dear Abby!
There a people who need this advice. Every day. You never know when you will encounter a true bitch.