This goes out to my new neighbours. Why can’t you be quiet? You’re clearly in your 30s or even 40s and yet you carry on like you’re, well, my age. Come on! Have some decency for those living around you.

For the record, I would go out and tell these people to keep it down myself but they are drunk and throwing things at cars.

I’m close to calling the cops because not only is this annoying it is getting dangerous (for the drivers and for the people who live below me). —Ocean View

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  1. I love people who say they are close to calling the police. Like in the Nike commercials – Just do it.

  2. Call the cops! Do not feel bad about it! I called the cops on my severely inconsiderate neighbors and it was magnificent to hear the cops break up their massive Wednesday night party ;D.

  3. drunk and throwing things at cars…
    and you HAVEN’T called the cops on them yet?
    take your hands off the keyboard… and start dialing.

  4. Just call the cops and be done with it. Hopefully those fuck tards have drugs on the premisses when the cops show up.

  5. If the OP lives where I think they live from their signature, then I am not at all surprised by this.

  6. Me neither ‘Tron, my friends used to live there and one time a full beer landed RIGHT next to one of them on their way in the building. Could have put a damper on their night/life. I was going to post a link to that article about the guy who escaped the cops by spider manning that building’s balconies, but I can’t find it. So it’s not like the cops aren’t familiar with the area, OP.

  7. Also OP, in their 30s and 40s still living in cheap housing? That should pretty much answer your question about why they can’t act their age.

  8. You’re clearly in your 30s or even 40s and yet you carry on like you’re, well, my age.

    How funny.. they’re probably getting it more than you are.

  9. i’m sorry i automatically assumed you meant sex noises. Adult noises tend to be of the sexual variety. Also what good sex DOESN’T involve throwing things at cars?

  10. If they are drunk and throwing things at cars, keep your head down. eventually they will throw things at the wrong car, and the car will shoot back. it sucks to be you. you should move.

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