This article appears in Nov 20-26, 2008.
Adding to the Metro Transit Etiquette
I agree with everything ever posted about Metro Trasnit. I would just like to add my bitch as well. If there is no room to sit, why do all the people standing crowd towards the front of the bus? Why does the bus driver HAVE to tell you to move back?I jus
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How original. Do you write your own material? You should do stand up.
Next time, please comment on the other bus bitches that make up about 50% of this site. You’ll be saving us a lot of yawning.
*yawn*Also: I have no balance because of a bus accident last year, so when I have to stand I have to literally HUG the poles that are only at the front of the bus or else I go flying (trust me, I can’t even stay standing when the bus is moving without hugging one of the front poles, esp on ALF busses). So sorry, I ain’t movin’ back.
If I saw someone groping the front bus pole…. I’d sure be moving to the back of the bus in a hurry.