This bitch goes out to all you losers that still drive your junky old Acura Integras thinking your cars are the fastest cars on the road. Nobody cares that you have an air intake in it, nobody cares that you have headers in it, nobody cares you have an exhaust that sounds stupid when you’re opening up the engine somewhere in the city. Gee those 3 parts I just mentioned are probably worth more than the car. Listen, the integra phase is loooong gone assholes. And the only types of people that drive these cars are grease ball young punk kids that can’t afford a real car. So stop racing around the city with your cheap exhaust making all that noise to get attention cause the only attention your bringing to yourself is making everyone look at who the loser is driving. “NOBODY CARES YOUR CAR MAKES A LOUD SOUND WHEN FLOORING YOUR INTEGRA”. —Fuck Integra Greaseballs
This article appears in Apr 26 – May 2, 2012.


How about you stop giving a shit about what type of car other people drive?
OP – when does your bus pass expire? Jealousy at it’s finest
Electric cars are what the cool kids drive these days, didn’t ya know?
“Don’t be so shallow. Everybody knows its not what you drive that counts. Its who you wear” – the girl who crapped herself outside the Dome.
Well at least they’re not hatchback imprezas. 😉
hahaha (just teasin’ <3)
there’s a guy in our neigbourhood, he drives a popcorn machine around. it’s cool but i don’t think it makes popcorn
my old 68 road runner eats them for a snack, and shits out tuner cars.
Wow…a jealous and judgemental person. You sound like you would be a bully.
Meh…jealous Honda Civic owner….(yawn)
NEXT!
There’s First World Problems and then there’s this.
Ivan. I think I saw that pic. Ewwwww!
I miss my TL
This green-headed monster definitely rides the loser-cruiser (bus)!
Yes, and I know exactly which route:
http://edge.ebaumsworld.com/picture/spike2…
*Hint – it’s the 52
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.…
LMFAO, ‘matron. Best stay off the #52, then. >; )
or be damn well drizzunk while you are.
you should have to blow a .1 or over to get on that thing on weekends
… the bus… not the… ok, yeah, well both then.
The way you feel about Acura Integras is a fair summation of the way i feel about your bitch.