H~ happiness on the faces of the people walking home through the commons on a sunny Friday afternoon.
A~ all of the beautiful lakes and beaches that that you hold protected in your boundaries.
L~ laughter drifting up from the patio’s on Argyle Street; even as autumn sets in, the contentment spreads all through downtown
I~ independence of shops and restaurants, boutiques and cafes; treating people right, the local-loving way
F~ freedom to canoe on the arm, skate on the oval, walk on the waterfront or bike in Point Pleasant
A~ appreciation for all the festivals, events, music and entertainment that keep the people of this city youthful and bright
X~ exact moment I realized the magnificence of this little city: the minute I called you my home. —Smiling Samaritan
This article appears in Sep 26 – Oct 2, 2013.


I like this place too! Thanks for the love.
D is for dat sweet smellin Dank fired up in my bong
A is for All walks of life at Alderney landing
R is for da Rent you can afford
K is for the King of Kennedy (my dealer)
S is for my Shank
I is for In da ghetto
D is for Da Divas of Pinecrest and Primrose
E is for E’rrybody fend for dey self
Nice one fool. I don’t spend much time on the dark side except to go to my hair dresser at the end of Portland by those Irish bars.
S is for my shank? Really? Lol.
H – hallucinations that there is anything remotely great about this place.
A – apathy of all those ‘elected officials’
L – lavish pensions and bonuses to those who already earn 2-3 or more times the average bluenoser.
I – indecent and usually masturbatory acts reported nearly every month
F – fuck this hole
A – abhorrent scandals, transit, policing, nsp, panhandlers, criminals, and little shit-stain hooligans
X – the first possible exit outta here