So, yeah, I just found out that the girl I’ve been fucking for the past two months is a long lost cousin of mine. —Scarred for Life
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So, yeah, I just found out that the girl I’ve been fucking for the past two months is a long lost cousin of mine. —Scarred for Life
This article appears in Oct 31 – Nov 6, 2013.
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minus whale keep on plugging away then; you’re already going t’ hell
…..you liked it!
Well, everyone else fucked her so why not you …. not like she is your sister.
Like they say in Meat Cove; Nuthin sez luvvin like doin yur first cuzzin
There are parts of the globe where 1st cousin marriage has had religious sanction for the last 1400 years. They’re sane, reasonable people; what’s the problem
Humankind as a whole is interrelated to s certain degree….but not this close.
I gag at the thought.
My bad…” a ” stupid fat fingers
Drew must be getting conjugal visits.
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You did nothing against the law. Believe it or not you can legally (as long as both are of the age of consent) fuck and marry your cousins, aunts, uncles, great aunts and uncles, etc. The only ones you can’t fuck are parents, grand and great grand parents, adopted children, biological children, full and half brothers and sisters, grand and great grandchildren.
Before everyone jumps on me, here is the applicable section of the Criminal Code:
Incest
155. (1) Every one commits incest who, knowing that another person is by blood relationship his or her parent, child, brother, sister, grandparent or grandchild, as the case may be, has sexual intercourse with that person.
Marginal note:Punishment
(2) Everyone who commits incest is guilty of an indictable offence and is liable to imprisonment for a term of not more than 14 years and, if the other person is under the age of 16 years, to a minimum punishment of imprisonment for a term of five years.
Marginal note:Defence
(3) No accused shall be determined by a court to be guilty of an offence under this section if the accused was under restraint, duress or fear of the person with whom the accused had the sexual intercourse at the time the sexual intercourse occurred.
Definition of “brother” and “sister”
(4) In this section, “brother” and “sister”, respectively, include half-brother and half-sister.
Now everybody go out and have fun.
Oh I forgot niece, nephew, straight or gay.
I almost spit tea out reading this! Best bitch of the day!
Don’t people in Nova Scotia call cousins training aids?
geeze, it’s just a cousin. just don’t get pregnant.
That’s for the update OP. See, that’s why I like coming on here, to stay informed.
I just hope you don’t break up, because if she’s not good enough for your family, then……?
Bro Tim, I do not see anything in the code regarding “adopted children” as there is no blood relationship so cannot be ”incest” … there is however the breach of trust and that is under another section of the criminal code.
Who cares? Bang her harder! Bang her for me! Bang her for the love of man!
Just have bum sex. Bum sex isn’t real sex, so you can have it with family.
Once she was lost, but now she is found.
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
No biggie really. Much different if it had been a sister, or half sister etc. But a cousin is not really a problem in this instance, so either try and ‘let it go’ and continue the flatbread rhumba with her or stop seeing her if it really bothers you and maybe see a shrink, if you really have trouble ‘getting over it’. This should not ‘scar your life’ at all, so do not let it do so. http://www.courthouselibrary.ca/training/s…
I think it’s high time Nova Scotia got on the bump before you bump bandwagon.
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/04/18…
On the one hand, everyone in iceland is related to Bjork. Which is pretty sweet. On the other hand, they’re also all related to each other. Which is a little less gratifying.
Check into it op. Maybe you’re related to like Rita McNeil or something.
Oh Puhleeze. Someone with an incest fetish is wackin’ it and laughin’ at you gullibles. My guess is bro tim.
No big deal…the Targaryens wed brother to sister for 300 years, and THEY turned out fine 😛
Koda, you’ll find in the case law. When you adopt a child the child effectively becomes yours with all the rights as any natural children you have.