I don’t know about you, but I’ve been able to piss in the toilet since I was about 4, plus I knew how to lift the toilet seat. So what the fuck is wrong with all the lazy, ignorant dick heads that can’t hit the toilet no matter what? It’s a public john for fuck’s sake, show a little respect. Or is the city filled with guys that are drunk out of their minds 24/7, because this isn’t just happening at the local drinking hole late into the evening. It seems to be every public toilet in the city. I agree with some of you ladies in this point… men really can be disgusting pigs.
Come on guys grow up. And for the idiots that are going to say stupid shit like,” you can’t catch a disease from sitting on a dirty toilet seat”. Let me come over to your place and piss all over your toilet and floor, see how you feel then! —Shoot Straight, or Not at All!
This article appears in Sep 22-28, 2011.
“It’s a public john”
And there lies the crux of the matter. Urban baboons , indeed.
whatever you do….
do not cross the streams.
it would be bad.
At least the B-Street skells manage to hit the doorway of whatever store they select as their personal piscadood.
So, you are trying to fuck a female roomate who reads this blog? You’re different from those other guys, teehee.
It is an urban myth that womens washrooms are cleaner than Mens. It is simply not true.
I wish people were more considerate though, in general.
This just tells me that whatever establishment you were in is not keeping on top of the general cleanliness of their facilities and needs to increase how often their bathrooms get checked/cleaned. I hope you notified the manager because, bitching about it here is not going to accomplish anything.
perhaps that’s why there is a surge in public pooing/peeing…nah people are just gross http://funnypicblast.com/wp-content/imgdir…
women are pigs too. almost every day im disgusted by the washroom at work, women piss on the seat too *im looking at you hover’ers* or they will wipe big chunky boogers on the stall wall…seriously??? there’s TP right there!!
Simple solution……electrified flooring. If the guy misses, he gets zapped.
around the suckster estate, if you don’t sit, then you go some fucking place else. i am not cleaning your splash of piss from my toilet or off the side of my bathtub. just the other day, my neice and i had this same discussion about the goofoff she is seeing. nothing more discgusting, tha going to have a crap, and sitting down on a pissed soaked seat. shoud i have looked first, nope.it is standard rule here, to sit the fuck down. if you think your dick is longer than mine, to hit the water, then you are mistaken. and if it is, then you should be able to fucking aim better. this turkey has been warned about leaving seat up, if it happens again, he wears it as a crown.
Too many men with a one inch tool !
Hard to get ahold of ,so they can ‘control the direction of the flow’
THey’ll never admit it, but its because they’re hung like stud budgie’s.
well, I have to express a total lack of understanding for those that don’t lift the seat. I lift the seat with my foot if I’m too grossed out to touch it with my hands. There is no excuse to leave it down.
Look, I clean a building, and the absolutely most disguting thing I do is to clean male bathrooms. There’s always piss on the floor, often gum and pubic hair in the urinal (I have to pick all that up, you know), and paper towels thrown around. It makes me wonder if men do some kind of secret urinal dance together, slinging their ‘things’ around and singing dirty songs to mark their territory. Do men use the same urinal each time? Hmmn. Anyhow, please be nice and pee with care. I don’t like to clean your DNA.
uh oh… she’s on to us….
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