So, I’m walking through the very busy hospital teeming with doctors, nurses, techs and such, and I notice that I’m getting a lot of attention. Well, I did take extra care dressing today, and I put a little make-up on for change, so I’m thinking (all vain and such), “I guess I look pretty good today!” I go down to the cafeteria to get a coffee, and I notice guys actually looking back at me. I get to the elevator and a group of doctors stop talking to stare. So then I’m thinking, “This is too weird.” I know I don’t look that good! I carefully do a booger check. Nope. I go outside and I notice a woman looking back at me. WTF! I cross the road to sit on a bench, trying to figure out what’s going on. Then I see it. My fly is down and my multi-striped granny-panties are are visible for all to see. First, I just started laughing at myself–oh yeah, I looked good…then I got a bit pissed. Really! I must have passed by at least a hundred people–mostly caregivers– and not one of them had the balls to tell me my fly was down. Take a risk people! Wouldn’t you want to know?!
—Exposed
This article appears in Jan 14-20, 2010.
They were probably in shock with your choice of undies. LOL.
The last (and only) time I pointed out to a girl that her zip was down, she got pissy at me for having looked. I don’t know if that’s a common reaction, but that could have been the motivation for a lot of these folks to not say anything.
I often forget to hoist my flag… I once had a client tell me that the ol’ zipper was down. Thankfully, it was another guy, and there was no worries. Could be worse!
At least you’re not a guy wearing short shorts with the one-eyed trouser snake poking his head out for a little gander. When you’ve got one as huge as mine, it’s hard to keep it in there, you know…
not sure I’d mention it to a girl, because girls are always on such defense with strange men talking to them. I’d def mention it to another guy.
they probly didn’t want to appear intrusive.hint for tommorrow,check all zips,and make sure nothing else hangs out.doh.
hey q,i don’t wear them for the same reason,although my left knee is warm in the winter.
OP: Yeah, with the over-sensitive-crazy-paranoid-because-every-guy-must-be-trying-to-fuck-me-voluntarily-or-otherwise attitude that the vast majority of the female population has today, it’d be a great idea to point out to a woman that you’ve been looking at her privates and noticed that her fly is open. Real good idea. No thanks, I’ll skip the good deed and the potential sexual harassment suit along with it.
A guy stopped my Mom in Walmart one day to tell her that her that the back of her skirt was tucked into her pantyhose…she was thoroughly embarrassed but very glad he told her before she got too far from the bathroom.
are you from earth? i wouldn’t tell a strange woman anything remotely as dangerous as her undies showing!
hell, I would.
I’ve had a woman point out I wasn’t zipped on the elevator down to head downtown…
and was thankful that it stopped before I went out and got the stares chica is talking about.
OP, most people are just happy to laugh. I’d have helped you out though… I know how it is.
At least you had a zipper that worked.. I’ve had them come off the tracks before and COULDN’T zip up before getting home… trust me, the only thing worse than not knowing… IS knowing and not being able to stop it.
No, at least you could acquire a safety pin…worse than that is zipping up so quickly that you jam the zipper with–at the very least–your underwear.
I always try to tell people about spices in their teeth or when they have bats in the cave or TP stuck to their shoe. The sooner you can deal with it the better you feel, even if you have to face the embarrassment of being told rather than discovering it yourself much later. It’s also a great way to start a conversation with a chick….”Hey baby, I notice your fly’s down…Let me help you with that.”
Miles, I’m going to have to ‘crotch watch’ now so I can use that one….
any ladies weirder out by a guy staring south at y’all can blame miles.
🙂
Hey, I’m just trying to be a gentleman and help out a damsel in distress.
If the ladies don’t want guys staring at their panties, they shouldn’t wear any.
Do I detect a by-law in the making?
It is hereby decreed that all securing devices are properly fastened thereby limiting the damage to all who have cock/minge exposure sensitivities?
I would be weirded out at some person looking at my crotch, if I didn’t do it myself. I don’t know why, it must be some sickness, but I always subconciously just end up looking at someone’s crotch. It suckss I always just catch myself doing it and feel like a tool/perve. Helllp meeee haha. My friend does it too so I don’t feel like a complete moron ;).
it’s cause people are scared of eye contact now so they leer elsewhere.
If I’m looking at you, then I may be…. *ghasp*… THINKING about you in some way…
as if that’s a violation of my private right to not be thought of by strangers….
ladies do it all the time… though I’m not deterred. I like the eye contact and I’m surprised they don’t considering it means I’m not staring at their chest or crotch…
but I guess those days are gone.
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE MINGY MINGY MINGY…
don’t make me get on a bus to find you lurking on the sideways seats….
A guy can totally tell if you’re wearing granny panties by the openness of your fly. Live and learn OP, live and learn.
Like everyone else said: no one wants to be labelled as a “crotch watcher” lol
qpmzwonxeibcruv, Just a note, those who state they are well endowed, tend not to be… Those who are let nature, or rumors, do the work for them…
LOGiC: I hear ya! I mean hell, mine’s only about 3 inches. But… most girls seem to like it that wide! 😉
Logic, Never Wrong and q…: well-endowment has nothing to do with physical size and everything to do with what one is packing between their ears.
Or in their bank account. = D
They had a show on TV a few years back about this kinda thing. People in embarrassing/bad situations to see if anyone would step up and let the other person know, or do something. Unfortunately not a lot of people spoke up cause you never know how a person is going to react.
I would tell you you’re fly is down if you looked friendly….maybe you don’t look so friendly….maybe you looked like you thought you were “all that” and women felt if they told you then you would tear a strip off them.
Get used to it…the nekkid at the airport are just a start, the first time some crazy basement “Jihadist” tries to blow up a Chucky Cheese…you won’t be able to go buy 5$ DVD’s at the Wal-mart without showing your little walnuts on the big screen…
And so the whole arguement of what is “indecent” exposure is about to become moot.
Hey OceanGILF, I bet I could pack quite a bit between your ears. Hehe.
melectic, you can look at mine anytime sweetthang, only if i can return the favour.or maybe even help each other fix the problems there in. woohoo.
oceanlady, i lo9ve a filthy mind, i use my retactable wet wipe to perfection.
Could it have been that SOME of those looks were people’s way of subtlely telling you to check? You know…the look right at your face and then the obvious eye drop and slight expression change? That’s how I have been warned before and I have used it also…seems to work for a fair number of folks.
It is a hard call sometimes though. I noticed all the busboys repeatedly walking through my station one night. I knew something was up. Sure enough, a female customer’s blouse was unbuttoned and you could see everything. I went up to her to let her know, but then I noticed her dinner partner’s hand cupping a breast. Unabashed, they both smirked up at me. I told her anyway. She was pissed, but she buttoned up.
TMI q… and LIFE SUCKS! I’m really not looking for any extra-curricular activity so you can save your (ahem) pick-up lines for the other girls:)
Notice how slickly I sidestepped them, Oceanlady. Okay, I had to sacrifice you in order to do it, but your extreme niceness just made it too easy = ) The motorcycle momma thing was just icing on the cake = D
My oh my! What’s a nice girl like me doing in a place like this? LOL!
“OceanGILF” That’s cute…hehehehe!
People just aren’t team players anymore!