You might not have known this (who would?), but you made my Thursday. The day was challenging, the week was blah, and this year has been downright awful at times. You made me smile, blush and feel…something. In front of a line full of customers, you offered to drive me and my wine home. You were cute as hell and I really should have told you my name. It’s a little late, but it’s Laura. And I was really very charmed. —Moonpie and Bordeaux
This article appears in Sep 22-28, 2016.


A semi-successful grocery store flirt! Didn’t know these were possible.