Everybody spends their whole life in search of the perfect woman. On Saturday, May 15, you were with a friend at a club. I have searched for you for over 5 years. After our last encounter I never forgot you and have searched for you ever since. I just hope it won’t be that long before I see you again. I can’t stop thinking of you and your beautiful smile. You said your name was Pennie. I will visit this establishment again in search for you and only you! —Shania Fan
This article appears in May 19-25, 2011.
I think I may have discovered the OP’s identity http://x4c.xanga.com/836f13735973123311484… 😛
Why didn’t you get her contact info, OP? Or slip her yours? Everyone has a frigging blackberry/iphone these days, you could’ve just been all “oh lemmie see your phone for a second” and put your number in and said “text me.”
Though, some exchanges with beautiful people are meant only for da club. Once the lights come on the magic is gone. *sigh*
Weirdo. Creeper in the corner!
You are in love with the phony romance of seeing her in a bar, and not for 5 more years, then seeing her, and wondering when you will ever again.
Either let it go, or tell her your name and get her phone number.
This is like some romantic comedy movie from Hollywood. Real life is what matters. Either tell her, or stop pining and go get a real girl.
This love sounds creepy to me.
“Lemme see your phone for a sec.”??? I fail to see how such a line would win over a “truly beautiful woman.”
OP- whether you wait another 5 years or 5 weeks to see this chick again, chances are you’ll simply let the opportunity pass and be writing another love about how you’re still searching for the perfect woman. Grow a pair and cut the chase already! Life is short.
http://www.theonion.com/articles/romanticc…
It’s worked for me, ‘horatio’ 😉
Though, I will say that interest was already expressed on the other party… last time I did that, in fact, texts were sent within 5 minutes of parting ways. haha
I’m no woman, but if some random guy asked for my phone for a sec I’d probably let him insert the number, then yell in front of him, DELETED! Strong Bad style.
I’m selective on who I give my number to, but the times I *have* done it the results have ranged from a simple coffee date to an actual relationship. Maybe it’s cause I’m a girl, though and not some creepy dude. Who knows? heh 😉
There just has to be some sort of connection there before I’ll get to that point. I’m pretty good on picking up on the creepy vibe too. Like, no way in hell was I going to give creepy eastern european “do you have condom” threesome guy from last weekend my number. *shudder* I wouldn’t even give him my name and told him my fake ‘bachelorette’ name tag name was my real name 😛
However, I *did* get a couple drinks out of it so meh 😉
Oh and for you, PDG: http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail58.ht…
🙂
no roofiecolada’s?
he must be an amateur.
I fail to see how this is “Creepy” ?
One meets the woman of his dreams, he should be polite, kind and most important ” Honest” !
“roofiecolada” classy. http://208.116.9.205/10/content/898/1.jpg
um nsfw?
haha nice donkster, i don’t have filters on my electronic nipple^^
Funny you linked that one, that’s where my pulled my last avatar from before the infamous “Hobo Riots” of 2011 brought everyone’s favourite dog with a theme song back into the avatar scene.
Well he got her name! That’s a start.
Sounds like the Slutty Pumpkin episode of How I Met Your Mother.