Although I fall squarely on the “lesbo” side of the scale, I’d like to help out some of those poor suffering bachelors out there.
I’ve recently taken a position that requires me to enter dozens of apartment units a day and I have noticed a disturbing trend. Units rented by bachelors have the smelliest bedrooms. I’m talking about a foul “oh my god what died in here” kind of stench.
I can only surmise that this is because bachelors don’t know that they’re supposed to wash their sheets more than once a year.
Guys, wash your sheets once a week (or at least change them once a week – this requires owning more than one set of sheets). Your lady friends will thank you for this. —Your Friendly Neighbourhood Gay Lady
This article appears in Nov 3-9, 2011.
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OMG-What is your job? Sheet sniffer to the unwashed?
dam it, this was supposed to be on the gamechanger thread….
grrr.
too early.
I’m guessing perhaps she installs the interwebz… ?!?!?
has to go in and install RJ45 cables so they can wank in the privacy of their own bedrooms…
that’s the only thing I can think of.
Stay THE FUCK out of my bedroom!
Gross. Fuck only knows what they did in there OB. You should evict them or call the Health Board and report a toxic site. Or teach them how to burn their sheets.
I’m just glad they didn’t bring the UV lights in….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOwTnxL4S8Q
“Gross. Fuck only knows what they did in there OB. You should evict them or call the Health Board and report a toxic site. Or teach them how to burn their sheets.”
Funny, wasn’t your place first on OB’s list?
Explains the shit smell.
Is that why you switched teams?
glad it’s you, and not me. i hate the smell of 6 month old cum stains and puddles.
Boys are stinky:):)
Sleepwatcher, changing modus operandi?
being a guy for most of my life..whilst I was a complete slob in my younger daze..I NEVER let my sheets go more than a week w/o washing..now my 800 tc egyptian cottons are never on my bed for more than 5 sleeps..:)
lol^^
What is this?
for a Spamiversary?