To the dumbass grocery chain: Who is the brainchild that came up with the fantastic idea for putting a sale rack right by the entrance to your store. Really? Right by the door, next to where people get their carts. Jamming up your entrance with old people picking over a bunch of bread looking for the latest date, for 10 cents off the regularly priced loaf. I have a great solution Mr. manager… why not put the sale rack outside your office door. Then you can have the exquisite pleasure of elbowing your way through a flock of wrinkly salehawks, unwilling to budge, afraid that someone will pilfer the lone loaf with the latest expiry date. —Gettin Me an Attachable, Waist Plow
This article appears in Dec 13-19, 2012.
wellof course there will be a rush. anything marked down gets more attention than the regular already overpriced shit. not fucking rocket science.
try a larger size in underwear there, op. it will make your journey though life more agreeable.
Is it just me or do the shopping bitches seem to be really late this year?
We usually hear about a consumer hitting DEFCON 4 long before now.
No, it isn’t rocket science.
Rocket science must be comprehending that the bitch was about the inconvenient PLACEMENT of the sale rack. Honestly BLOWME, i think you must’ve been dropped on your head as a child. You’re just *that* stupid.
Oh shit, you’re not going to call the police on me for calling you stupid, are you? Please don’t charge me for typing something on the internetz. 😛
you’re right vastie, usually there are a plethora of christmas bitches by this time too
They may be late Avast, but they’re only going to get fiercer.
We’re about to hit the ‘week of frantic madness’.
I love how image searching for waist plow yields a ton of snow plows and yoga poses?!?!!?
And I mean, a throat punch? Really? Just for putting a sales rack at the main entrance? In all honesty, it seems a bit excessive. I would think a cuff on the ear or perhaps a well-timed twit tap to the centre of the forehead would be more appropriate.
Save the throat punches for after the holidays when you try to return something and instead of giving you your money back, you end up getting store credit.
HAY EVERYONE but your bread in the fridge and it lasts fo’ever. No need to worry about expiry dates.
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no poop, it isn’t rocket science, not is marketing a slow item. they do things like this all the time, and most times, hey, it works. just some sad sacks just need something to whine about. what the hell, look at the world people, is this really an earth shattering event, nope. rape, murder, genoside is, why not bitch about that instead. oh, i know, too far away and doesn’t affect you. go back to that phony fucking 9-1-1 bullshit, that didn’t affect you either, that happened down in the states. yep,they’ll be dropping nukes on that store in no time.
You must have an exceptionally wide ass, op, if you’re having trouble navigating past a rack of bread. It’s probably a good thing that you’re bypassing the carbs. And a wee bit over the top with the reaction, perhaps?
To assume that something like rape doesn’t affect someone, statistically speaking, is the dumbest shit you can possibly assume. How ironic that someone who’s the poster CHILD for male stereotypes would bring something like that up. You’ve said something on here before along the lines of “One night in bed with me and you won’t be able to walk straight for a week,” as a disgusting pick-up line. If you’re so concerned about rape, Grampy, you might want to resist from using threats of sexual violence as pick-up lines, or you run the risk of contributing to the culture that makes rape a funny misunderstanding.
All Hail Mel! Fear her wrath!
Right on, lil’ Bitcher
arghhhh you used lil’
arghhhhhhhhhh my brain just s’ploded lucy. kijiji is splattered with that 3 letter abomination.
anyway, far be it from me to defend blow-me, but it’s the principle of the thing. i believe he meant his war/rape/genocide ‘doesn’t affect you’ comment as sarcasm. and going as little further, not being able to walk straight for a week is a pretty common ‘stud’ comment, and i have never taken that as violence, just (usually) unjustified bragging. meaning the male can keep going for hours and hours, til the females legs are exhausted. sort of like honeymoon-itus. nothing violent there.
my 2 cents.
Oh dear god Molly…
someone get help, we’re losing her.
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I disagree with you Molly. I’ve just known too many dickbags who say shit like that on a regular basis, and they seem to be the ones who believe consent is a grey area, to be negotiated at a later date.
no argument on that one mel (see previous rant by me on ‘men, women and rape – against our will’)
but i don’t believe this particular sad-sack fellow meant that.
zzz no emergency, i have operated quite happily without a brain for some time now
or just stay away from the grocery store on cheque day
a throat punch for a display in your way? Slight over reaction so I have a couple of self help options for you:
option 1 – get over yourself
option 2 – give your head a big ol’ greasy shake
option 3 – anger management training
I believe you need to do them all and repeat.
i guess you don’t read so well mel. i said it was not earth shattering, but rape, etc. was. damn girl, give yourself 2 demerits and a cool whip.
speaking of cool whip, anyone remember this stuff, i remember using the hand crank beaters when i was a kid http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dream_Whip
Lawlz. And I pointed out that if you feel like assault is more worthy to bitch about, you might want to stop being such a creep toward women, so you don’t continue to be a hypocrite.
dream whip – isn’t that the ‘edible’ petroleum product?
oh yeah, but that was the era of tang “the astronauts drink”
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Lol, Blow me said “but rape”.
I just don’t understand being this angry over grocery shopping.
Mmmmm cheap bread.
mel, i said the event sale was not earth shattering, nope. BUT RAPE, MURDER AND GENOSIDE IS. read my post again. and yep, i can keep going for hours, hust like an energizer bunny. you learn a lot when you rread how.
what the hell, look at the world people, is this really an earth shattering event, nope. rape, murder, genoside is, why not bitch about that instead. oh, i know, too far away and doesn’t affect you. go back to that phony fucking 9-1-1 bullshit, that didn’t affect you either, that happened down in the states. yep,they’ll be dropping nukes on that store in no time.
but rape(snickers)
You were just whining and complaining about someone “bullying” you. Then you claim you alerted some sort of imaginary authority. I highly doubt that this is as important as butt rape, genocide, murder, etc… Take a page from your own book, ya fuckin hypocrite.
If seeing people while grocery shopping makes you want to punch people, find a 24 hour store and go at 2am. Or find a anger management class. You might need to look at that.
Yeesh, this bitch is about sale bread? Fuck it, too much anger over groceries.