I can’t stand it when I am walking my dog, and she steps in another dog’s crap! Why can’t you lazy rats pick up after your dogs? It is totally disgusting. The next time I see someone letting their dog poop and then walk away from it, I will gladly pick up your dog’s poop in my bag, AND CHUCK IT AT YOUR HEAD!
—dog lover
This article appears in Dec 3-9, 2009.
And here, boys and girls, is the difference between bylaw infraction and criminal act.
yup, sure….
I dunno what’s funnier…the mental image of a bag of dog crap slapping some moron in the head, or that the trolls of LTWWB assume complete seriousness in a run-of-the-mill bitch. Can’t we just let people vent their frustrations?
OP, call them on it.
Whenever my dog saw a pile of some other dogs’ crap, he’d try his damdest to gobble it up! A few times he nearly succeeded in licking my face with his mouth full of steaming, shit-covered fangs!
My dog is twelve a large German Sheppard. He is in great shape for his age but unfortunately he doesn’t have the bowel control he used to. Sometimes, poop falls out of his bum when we’re walking. I make a point of looking behind us, to see if I missed any of his poop bombs and also make a point of walking back where we came from to pick up anything I could have missed. There’s also been a few times he’s had liquid poo and I’ve used whenever I could find to get 99% of it up and then covered the rest with leaves so nobody has to get the shit remnites on their shoes.
So, what I’m trying to say is that not everyone is an inconsiderate prick who allows their dog to shit in public without cleaning up after them. I’ve also run out of bags when my “poop machine” German Sheppard uses all THREE bags I’ve brought along, and I’ve also had the extras fall out of my pocket. His norm is two but on those occassions, I knock on the nearest door and ask for a grocery bag or run home and get one.
So, if I happen to miss the occassional poop, it is by accident and if you or anybody biffs a bag of shit at me, I can promise you that me and my old dog are faster then you…or you will run out of breath before I do (I run and lift weights four days a week) and I will kick the living shit out of you and also encourage my dog to take a piece out of your ass. I’ve picked up plenty of other dogs shit, just so others wouldn’t would step in it and feel totally justified in anyone trying to assault me because I might have missed a small poop bomb my dog dropped when I was looking both ways before crossing the street or avoiding the runners who feel it necessary to run abreast of each other and block the side walk. That’s another bitch though for another day.
I’ve been there myself Sammy Joe! BTW, I had a German Shepherd for 10 years. Aren’t they the best? Here’s to yours having a nice, long, happy life. One of these days I’m going to get another one.
Sammy, you just listed all the reasons city folk should not have dogs, YUCKY POO, you “internet tought guy ” you!!!
Dog Lover: How does your dog step into another dogs poo? Dogs can smell another dogs doo da, both up-wind or down-wind…
I’ll assume it’s not a seeing-eye-dog!
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Kay, if you cleaned up after your dog/kid then people like Sammy wouldn’t have to post about people like you in the first place.
Fat, I’m the best dog-mom ever. Ask my “city dog” who’s currently guarding 2 of her own acres keeping it safe from evil Nova Scotian pheasants.
Pheasants are assholes. It is known.
Get a monkey, OP. They’re poo-flinging experts.