This year, I spent Valentine’s Day with a hobbit-sized, gorgeous dork of a girl. She’s the woman I love, and was the woman you abused several years ago. We’ve never met, you crazy bitch, but I’m pretty sure you’ve got some awfully rotten pit of a heart in that chest of yours. Here’s hoping you spent this lame romantic holiday alone and miserable and that the tradition continues for the rest of your disgusting life. XOXO. —Karma

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  2. Aww shucks, Ivan! I ain’t no god.
    (Although I DO have the body of a god…….
    Buddha’s a god, right?)

  3. lame..
    everyone has someone in their past that treated them like shit…
    it’s called life.

    It’s whether you decide to harbor hatred, resentment, and potentially plot to burn off their hair, hang them by their toenails and use ’em as a pinata with a triple-mace until you can shower in their oozing blood and endtrails…

    or forget abaaaaat it.

    I choose the former and since minority report isn’t real… I’m free to do so.

  4. the size of the body should never matter, in affairs of the heart. if you or anyone else is comfortable with the person that you are with, then bothing else should matter. they say that love is blind, and if you look at some people, you will see that this is very true. but really, who gives a shit, who you are with?
    if you don’t like your friend’s choice in a mate, that is your fucking prolem, and you should just mind your own fucking business.

  5. after watching the first two movies in swedish, i am starting to get the language. they sound like pingu

  6. ah yes… the lesser known ballad…
    “bothing else matters”

    it’s under-squiggle-lined for a reason.

  7. Interesting, twenty-six replies and only two were on topic. Sorry, make that twenty-seven replies.

  8. yes kitty, from my perspective, yu do have a fine ass. that’sall i’ll add at this time. where is my sweetheart rosie at these days?

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