Is is just me or is there something in the summer air that makes you horny as hell. Maybe it’s hormonal, or something. But I just want to fuck! Why can’t I find a hot guy with big muscles and a big dick who knows how to fuck? Why is that so hard to find? All I get is limp dick losers, fuglies and gross guys. What is with all the Halifax man out there? What’s a girl need to do to get a decent fuck around here? —following my clit

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  1. What’s a girl need to do to get a decent fuck around here? She needs to lie back and think of England.

  2. If you are looking to meet muscular guys then you need to spend time where they hang out – at a gym. You won’t meet any here on LTWWB.

  3. Stop dragging home coke heads at 4:00am. Problem solved!!!

  4. I’ve never thought that standing on a mountain top, pounding one’s chest, and bellowing at the top of one’s lung’s was a particularly effective mating strategy for either guys or gals.

    Doesn’t seem to be working particularly well for our OB here, but well, maybe someone, somewhere, will see this rant and will jump up and say “Ooooh ooooh! Now THAT is exactly what I am looking for.”

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