I was in such an awful state until you came into my life. Our love has grown in the most beautiful way. I wake up every morning lifted in spirit by the fact that you’re beside me. I feel safe saying that I will love you until I don’t live any longer. I hope you continue to love and trust me enough to build a family with me some day. —Your Proud Man
This article appears in Mar 15-21, 2012.
I suck at life on my own… and my dependency on you is just as strong as ever.
when you are not physically by my side, I’m a lonely shell of a man.
If I find my feelings for you wavering, I will kill myself….
Please start a family with me.
holy fuck are they making these easy…
^^^
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-YCcz36OwZOM/TiCS…
I’m pretty sure I didn’t say anything the OP didn’t say as well…
assuming what they wrote is absolutely true.
well re-assess, you added your own negative context to the OP’s. and you wrote a completely different paragraph..
http://i.imgur.com/DEzsn.gif
well that’s the fun in it…. because people say stupid things that, when taken literally, can have interesting implications.
“I will love you until I don’t live any longer”… DIRECTLY implies that if they happen to stop loving the person at any point AND FOR ANY REASON, for their original statement to remain (absolutely) true, they would have to kill themself to fulfill the requirement.
they don’t like my ridiculous conclusions… stop making idiotic statements they don’t mean.
Simple
great, congratulations. have fun with your literal analyses while i’ll assume confidently many others get the point. just as your conclusions are “simple,” so is the OP’s message which, if transmitted, is valid. anybody can just systematically break apart the literal validity of a handful of phrases at a time.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_1Oa_PoV6_LM/S_GZ…
here’s someone who would agree with you
not to mention
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/t…
we’re having a cyborgy and you’re not invited.
May your first daughter look like this:
http://www.sevenofnineb.org/images/seven_i…
..and may medical science have perfected cryogenics and the reversing of male pattern baldness by the time she’s 18.
ya’ll are dicks.
Stop da presses. An aspersion has just been cast.