1. Bono’s widespread arms
Are you or are you not a messiah? what’s that? you’re actually just a musician? THATS WHAT I FUCKING THOUGHT.
2. TV shows and movies that awkwardly “casually” talk about using marijuana for the “realness” factor.
im not stupid, i know you’re all on tranqs.
3. People who take far too much pride in their musical taste.
you’re a fucking plague. other things exist. eat my knees.
4. My fucking immature boyfriend. FUCK OFF
—oyster
This article appears in Feb 4-10, 2010.
what?? I don’t get your bitch
I love it. Especially about BONO…..maybe he’s airing out his pits.
Bono is the perfect marriage of church&state. He is both the messiah we have been waiting for AND the president of the world. I don’t think there was a need to by U2 records after Joshua Tree but I’m no expert.
I saw U2 in concert in Toronto back in Sept and can kindly tell you to fuck off because it’s pretty apparent after that show that U2 rule the world and put on the most amazing concert of life. What exactly do you do that’s so great?
Bono is a fucking twat. every god damn song sounds the same….
horrible.
not to mention he up and moved his label to another country to get a better tax break…
that doesn’t sound very nice to his homeland.
I don’t think I’d like ctv to be located in the states… well I wouldn’t care since I don’t watch any of it but PEOPLE wouldn’t like that. Just look how bad it was when Tims was owned down south and the big ruckess it caused when they moved back.
Man, I’m rambling so bad I have no idea what the original bitch was anymore….
let me re-read it….
*pause*
Oh yeah, That fucking trashbag, asshole, cow BONO… 14 curics my ass you lying piece of shit.
with weed as rampant as ever, I’m not surprised it’s referenced daily on shows/news/etc.
it’s a fact and a tragedy it isn’t legalized… or even decriminalized FFS.
We’d make a killing off the us tourists alone since they’ll NEVER revert any drug policies.
I’m not touching music. I grew up musically segregated and am only now discovering it…
and as for the BF, we’ve got several hard-up hopefuls awaiting your fair cooch.
Let the LTWWB dating game commence.
Let’s meet our contestants….
the first is a young urban planner out of work and wanting the hookup… meet qpmzwonxeibcru..whatever…
the second is a retard who can’t spell to save his ass and uses punctuation more often than common sense. meet Life Sucks…
The third is a recovering grammartard who is high on life and frequently high in life…
meet weedhog.
now, your first question?
http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/entertain…
“You also have to add the carbon emissions from the same number of concerts again next year. Just looking at the 44 concerts this year, the band will create enough carbon to fly all 90,000 people attending one of their Wembley concerts to Dublin. To offset this year’s carbon emissions, U2 would need to plant 20,118 trees.”
I guess he’s saving a different planet when he’s saving a planet.
I still don’t get it.
Is Bono the OP’s boyfriend?
Bono’s going to get what’s coming to him. The Edge will deny him thrice before the cock croweth.
I can probably help you with #4, OP.
You got big titties?
u lost me at “immature boyfriend”… there’s something super tacky/flaky about stating that to ppl who arent your close friends.
anyone?
oyster, you oor honey, come out of your shell,dance with me tonight in the moonlight, while i caress you neck, with my fangs.
sorry oyser,poor honey.
Yo, the outstretched arms aka “Jesus Christ pose” goes back way before Bono.
As far as the ‘casual’ mention of pot….it disgusts me that while millions of people smoke it, talk how hosts joke about it, it’s part of pop culture in general….There are still thousand of people rotting in prison in NA for pot offenses!
unbeliveable.
“4. My fucking immature boyfriend. FUCK OFF”
Heelllllllooooooooooooooooooo OP! This unemployed urban planner anxiously awaits you. Your place, or my mom’s?
@ qpm…… hysterical, made my day
i enjoyed this very much
esp: eat my knees
“”i enjoyed this very much
esp: eat my knees”‘
Hmmm. Dunno, left me feeling a little uneasy “eat my knees”
wtf does THAT mean?
It SOUNDS rude, sure…but after the fist smirk wears off, it’s replaced by a look of puzzlement as we try to figure out if we’re missing something here that everyone else ‘gets’
“eat my knees…” huh?
?!
hmmm, perhaps like a kickboxer?
they’re all about the knee punishment.
#3 is particularly excellent. I shall invite all assholes like this to eat my knees.