I slipped and fell down on my hand, spraining my wrist and breaking my pinky finger. This happened on my vacation as well, so aren’t I lucky, got to spend my vacation injured. While my wrist and finger were healing, my parents offered to let me stay with them for two weeks. This injury was getting the best of me as my left hand was out of commission, so I took them up on the offer to help me out.
I met this great woman and started dating her. She was put off when she found out I was staying home with the folks, which was understandable, why would a 33-year-old man be living with his parents. I explained to her that I was just temporarily staying with them so they could take care of me until my injury healed. She stops seeing me, telling me it was just a broken finger and that she didn’t date “Mama’s boys”. And she still wouldn’t have anything to do with me when I told her it was THEIR idea! Come on?! Stop seeing me because of this? I’m left-handed! My wrist was sprained badly and I needed to take strong pain meds to ease the pain! I get a bit zonked out after taking these, so maybe it wasn’t the best idea to be left alone? Hence, my parents are with me to keep an eye on me!! But no, I guess I’m just a pussy Mama’s Boy. Give me a break! Bitch. —NON-pussy
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I know this is cliche and I know this doesn’t ease the ridiculousness you’re feeling over the whole situation, OB, but you probably dodged a bullet with that one.
I had an accident a few years back and ended up cutting my left hand to shreds. I’m also left handed and it was a tough go while my hand healed. I had to have help with a lot – even getting dressed!
This woman obviously lacks compassion. If I were her, I would have asked how I could help, and be happy for you that you have a family that cares about you (many do not) rather than berate you over a helpful, caring family.
Hope you’re feeling better soon, OB.
Sorry to hear Sparky. I hate to make light of your situation…but I will anyway…insensitive prick that I am. The irony is that I guess your hand is rejecting you too. Cheers from Shawshank.
Yep — mama’s boy.
a FINGER!!! the pinky finger???? so you were in such agony and so disabled that you had to have mommy dress you and feed you and perhaps wipe your widdle bum-bum but you decided to start dating someone? did mommy come along to open doors for you? how did you get to your ‘date’? a wheelchair? did dad drive you and wait outside the theatre?
i just bet ms dodged a bullet herself had to listen non stop to your laments and that set fire to her ass to get out of there.
gad. this has nothing to do with male or female, this is just pathetic.
wait a minute! i get it now. this is just one of nukka’s famous ’10 bitches on the board’ offerings isn’t it? no way it’s real. good one. got me. lol.
Jebus fuck, you are taking something stronger than motrin/asprin/etc… for a “sprained wrist”? You are a pussy AND a momma’s boy. If I were the woman dating you, I’d dump you too!!!!
A broken finger? Get real. Did you even take her to your place, that is if you have one. That should have settled the matter as your stuff, photos and other personal shit would have been there.
maybe he took her out so she could cut up his steak for him
Haha Donarious’ post got deleted AGAIN.
Heh – that’ll teach him to launch bottle rockets at the Coast’s Iron Dome.
#refusetobeenemies
BENDING HER TO HIS WILL
” But no, I guess I’m just a pussy Mama’s Boy. Give me a break.” Non-pussy
There’s an old saying to the effect that the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. In the same way one might say that the way to a woman’s heart is through her mind. If Mama’s Boy is to succeed with that “wonderful woman” he must engage her mind. How is this to be done. It is to be done by engaging her in philosophical dialogue. But dialogue about what? What about dialogue about “dialogue” itself?
I have recently downloaded a paper by one Kristjan Kristjansson of the University of Birmingham (England) entitled “On the Old Saw That Dialogue is a Socratic But Not an Aristotelian Method of Moral Education” from the current edition of “Educational Theory, ” a quarterly journal out of the University of Illinois. Socrates, of course, is famous for his Socratic dialogues in which, by a series of probing questions, elicited his students’ philosophical presuppositions, including heir moral presuppositions. But Kristjansson wants to show that Aristotle employed the same dialogical method.
Aristotle, of course, famously maintained that one becomes virtuous by performing virtuous acts but this smacks of mindless conditioning rather than reflective engagement with an interlocutor. Since, as Kristjansson points out, Aristotle maintained that dialogue between “unequals” (i.e., between teacher and student) was impossible, moral education can take place only between friends where, by “friends” in its Aristotelian sense, meant pretty well the mirror-image of oneself. But what would a dialogue with, in effect, oneself look like?
At the end of his paper Kristjansson writes that, “The aim of this essay is not, however, to offer a classroom manual on serviceable Aristotelian moral dialogue.” I would submit, however, that if Kristjannson claims that Aristotelian dialogue is to be distinguished from its Socratic counterpart, such a classroom manual of serviceable Aristotelian dialogue is precisely what is required. In its absence we are left in the dark as to the difference between Socratic and Aristotelian dialogues.
So Mama’s Boy might employ something like this to engage the mind of that “wonderful woman” in order to bend her to his will. And what does his will desire? Well, it has a lot to do with her bending.
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
This sounds like a fake post but I’ll play along …
The reason women don’t like “momma’s boys” is that they let their parents run their lives too much. No gal wants to be in relationship with a guy and his parents. Same goes for women who can’t break away from excessive parental control.
OB, I think she should have ridiculed you like crazy, but judging you on this seems shallow. I’m with the other guy that thinks you might have dodged a bullet.
You do sound like a pussy Mama’s boy for sure, OB.
I thought you were a 19 year old girl with the emotional maturity of a 13 year old girl… was shocked to read that you’re a 33 year old male! Your pinky finger – LOL. Yes, I’m sure it hurts.. but come on. xD
No I am not because we are not related, TT!!!
I gotta agree with the good dawg on this one. It’s fake as fuck, no one’s that lame and doesn’t realize it by 33… no one!!!
NO ONE!!!!!
Unless you’re some kind of Walter Sobchak kind of asshole, there is no way you can think that what the fucko wrote in that bitch window was okay and realisitic in the slightest.
Uncle Grampy, I have no idea what you’re jawing about – your remark reminds me of a sustained brain fart. I didn’t even comment on this thread (*cough* pussy man *cough*) so have no idea why you are addressing me.
The Coast is Nukka’s playground, and we are naught but fools.
I think grampy was referring to The Taint, fonebone.
Looks like Uncle Goler likes pushing the report button. What a plunker!
What a shitty mod this place has.
I agree, Taint. The c word in one of my comments was deleted last week, and then my comment pointing that out was also deleted. LOL
Umm, what kind of a 33 year old grown ass man goes home to mommy and daddy’s to recover from a broken pinky and sprained wrist?! Uhhh, no dude I would date.
You sound like a gotdamn pussy to me.
yeah you don’t need her.
Judgmental bitch….But the world is full of people like that.
Op I’m happy for you ,you have family to help you out when you need it or not.It‘s always nice to be able rely on a loved one when you need them the most.