Thanks very much to the guy at a busy coffee/food shop in Scotia Square who spilled his hot coffee all over me while trying to put the lid on his cup. I love how you mumbled “sorry, sorry” over and over again but did not even get napkins or anything to wipe up the mess. You spilled boiling hot coffee on my arm, down my shirt and pants. First thing in the morning. Now my clothes are covered in big wet coffee stains, but I have to wear them for the next 8 hours at work. And the burning hot coffee has left my fingers rather red. You must’ve been in a hurry because while I was forced to go request napkins to clean myself up with, you paid for your coffee and took off like a wimp. You could’ve at least been a man and helped me out after being so clumsy. If I had’ve spilled coffee on someone there like you spilled on me, I certainly would have grabbed some napkins to help cleaning up and then offered to buy their $1 coffee. —Coffee Stained
This article appears in Apr 21-27, 2011.
OP, why not just cross the street to Barrington Street shops and buy new clothes, and then leave the coffee stained ones at the dry cleaner in Scotia Square. Problem solved.
Were you blowing him while he was putting the lid on the coffee cup? How could he spill it, and his jizz, all over you? ~ Please tell us the rest of the story….
OP here.
sebastian_: I am not rich, I can’t just go buy a new work outfit at the drop of the hat (or coffee beverage)
Koda: He was trying to put the lid on the styrofoam cup in his hand. I don’t know if he squeezed the cup or if it slipped in his hand. Either way coffee ended up all over me, the cream/sugar table and the floor.
At least it was coffee and not piss ;D
“He was trying to put the lid on the styrofoam cup in his hand. I don’t know if he squeezed the cup or if it slipped in his hand.” aka accident.
Well I can’t imagine they would have done it on purpose!
I know it wasn’t on purpose. But if I accidentally spilled coffee on someone while making my own, I would offer to help them clean it up. THAT is what I was bitching about, not that he spilled coffee on me.
Haha thanks Nice Goin’ 🙂
Yeah, that would have pissed me off too, he wouldn’t have gotten outta there without putting a crisp 20 in my hand for the inconvenience. Had they been new clothes? would have calmly bludgeoned him to death with a stir stick. He wouldn’t have escaped from me.
Hi, Ducky 🙂
“Ducky, note that New Goin’ Foot (oid 1090552) is not me.
I am a perverse little circus.”
Posted by Nice Goin’ Protester 11 on April 21, 2011 at 2:06 PM
yeah, but at least they offered you a sorry. could have just as easily said you did it. and made you look like an idiot. but no, they didn’t. 2 oints for being nice.
2 points for being nice, sorry.
===Haha thanks Nice Goin’ 🙂
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And…dismissed.
Anyway, bummer, OP. At least he apologized, even if it was to your liking. I bet he was so mortified he freaked a bit.
Did you spend the rest of the day nekid?
Kidding! I’ve spilled coffee on my jeans and as much as I love coffee, having it on my clothes is STINKY!!!
new drinking game… take a sip every time Rtard says ‘perversion’
watch out folks… just a sip at a time or you’ll be sloshed by supper.
Um, NGP, do you have a job? …like a real one?
yes donk, he does, he’s a quality salami inspector at your local deli, sorry fat, had to do it.
Next time, cross the floor over to the “real” coffee shop with a green sign and stop buying that disgusting loonie swill that Mama calls coffee.
Speaking of drinking games…….
Watch “The Room” and take a drink every time someone says, “Oh hi _____”. Yull dye
Does this remind anyone of anybody?
http://ts1.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.as…
Wow… 20 comments on this post and not even a hint of anything intelligent is said. I now see the difference between Coast READERS and Coast POSTERS. Oy vey.
ironic much?
guess you can make that 21…
er, 22 now.
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.…
Haha… irony differentiates. Cynicism never does.
I’m not sure whom you think you’re talking to but I’m fairly certain bird isn’t in on holidays…
i doubt the coast would spring for the time and a half or whatever it is people are SUPPOSED to get for holiday pay…
so feel free to copy/paste and create accounts like wildfire.
oh, and throw a few more blank lines in there… it’s not like we can just middle click and let the browser do the work of skipping them…. oh wait… never mind.
um, that’s not irrelevant.
you’re irrelevant.
so am I… we’re all irrelevant as an elephant on a bicycle…o-phant…
why doesn’t more words rhyme with elephant? grrrr…
and browser of choice is firefox… not sure why that matters….
chrome, opera, even ie let you do that…
Methinks someone got the shit kicked out of them in school.
and everyday since bro tim. time for the cops to get involved methinks. this is a clear i.p. protocol violation.
This is *very* entertaining.
The spaces get bigger, the troll gets crazier.
http://timthethief.com/wp-content/uploads/…
i see tha all it’s posts are gone from here for now. fuck, i love rattling that fool’s chain. call me a shit disturber if you want, but i’m having fun, on an otherwise boring day.
http://www.chipandco.com/wp-content/upload…
PG, where’d you get that pic of me? I thought I had them all destroyed.
^^that’s one of my faves along with this one http://2pep.com/funny%20pics/funny%20hilar…
and this dog is famous http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/200…
you missed this one too Bro
getting sloppy….
http://amazingdata.com/mediadata35/Image/h…
I wish I did miss it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHy-Gmkrvsw
I know I have blonde hair now, but my GOD zed, you don’t have to post my picture up in here! 🙁
haha.
Anyway, in regards to the actual bitch — I don’t think OP was bitching because someone spilled something on them, it’s the reaction the spiller had to the incident. Coffee stains are hard as FUCK to get out. I spilled some coffee on myself a few weeks ago on my new white sweater and I had to scrub it out with oxyclean.
If I had’ve been the one who spilled coffee on the OP I would’ve bought OP’s coffee and given them my name and number and offered to pay for dry cleaning or a tub of oxyclean (after I offered suggestions on how to get it out of their clothes). But that’s AFTER I apologized profusely (I’d be mortified) and helped with clean up as much as I can.
The spiller in this situation was just a dick. Which isn’t uncommon in this particular mall/office building complex. I mean, I love all my bitches who work at SS dearly, but y’all gotta admit there are an awful lot of “9-5er” dickheads up in there.