Oh the pain, the motherfucking pain… PMS why you here again so soon? On a brighter note, thank fuck I’m not pregnant! —I promise I’ll be good from now on
This article appears in Apr 16-22, 2015.
A bitch and a love
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Everyone will thank fuck you’re not pregnant.
I had a coworker who was always a very pleasant person but suffered from an unusual PMS condition whose name I can’t remember. It caused her obvious pain. You could see it in her face. She was kind enough to start giving me a signal when this was going on so that I knew not to be too chatty during those few days. We got along famously.
EP: Endometriosis
OP: there’s this thing. They call it birth control. Please use some. Ask a doctor about options. Pick the one that will be most effective for you. Use it until you are ready to become a parent.
Easy peasy.
Hysterectomy. While waiting for the surgery, make up a little ditty similar to the Simpson’s monorail song.
Poor you You’ll have to wait until you’re old before there will be relief.
Depo-Provera will stop you’re periods. No periods no PMS.
http://intheknowpeel.ca/bcpreg/pdfs/Depofe…
Just smoke weed, problem solved.
I smoke weed and never have PMS…
Smoking weed never helped ease my PMS.
I did know women who took the DP shot for PMS and it did help them.
Didn’t Queen Victoria puff on a spliff for her menstrual cramps?
Maybe you should tell your suitors to COVER IT UP? Not only possibly thwarting an unwanted pregnancy, but also STI’s? Maybe you should use your head instead of your pussy?
My bum bled once.
How, Nukka?
Well, it was more of a wiping issue.
Ouch!