When I met you you were reading this paper beside me, so I hope this gets to you: For most of this year, I have been feeling a bit jaded to the majority of the female gender. Burned, to put it lightly. Our 3 hour conversation ended abruptly, but left me reassured that there are good women out there. You’re a class act, and a wonderful conservationist. I didn’t want to go, but I’m so happy I met you. Until next time. —A friend of a friend
This article appears in Oct 14-20, 2010.


Hope you didn’t pussy out, and got her number. Be a man and you’ll be doing all kinds of crazy shit with her in no time!