…goes out to the person who just farted in my office.
Could you not excuse yourself first and fart in the hall?
Everyone farts, I get that, but could you be a bit more considerate about it and NOT fart in such an enclosed space? I had to throw my half eaten apple away and everything because the fart smell seeped into it (yes, I’m being dramatic here, but that’s the point)! How would YOU like it if I came into your office and let one rip? —Didn’t need to know what you had for lunch
This article appears in Nov 25 – Dec 1, 2010.
my fave fart scene
http://www.fart-sounds.net/Fart_Scene_Blaz…
This bitch is just grosse.
I agree, but I must say sometimes there are those times when there is not enough time to excuse one self and actually make it out of the room in time.
shit happens unfortunatly so do farts
If you look at the science behind how we smell things it’ll make smelling farts a hundred times more disgusting than it already is to you.
Gee, thanks for reminding me about that Snoop;)
Word of advice, if you don’t already know what Snoop it talking about, you don’t want to know.
Move to Saint John or Pictou if you want to smell rank. Tossing an apple over a fart is overkill to the extreme.
I bet it was someone who is in your part of the office building. Like how adults fart in the children’s toy aisle and leave. Yup, that happens.
“Better out than in !”
Well, that’s what Shrek always says .
My ol’ maw put it best: where ever you may be, let your wind flow free. And, man, she could make your eyes water and peel wall paint simultaneously. When she had a colostomy at age 65, she took great delight in popping her bag with a bobby pin – this would be followed by a whistle of air and a stench that could knock a buzzard off a shit wagon. She’s 95 now and still farting up a virtual storm at the nursing home. And for some insane reason, her room is next to the dining area. Betcha there’s apples flying everywhere at mealtime.
Here’s a solution for the guys.
http://www.gizmag.com/4skins-odor-neutrali…
🙂
oh man, a little sewage ass smell and you turn into a fucking pussy. hen i let some go, they stay in the air for awhile, even more, when it is really cold outside.
Thanks P-N-B, Nothing like a charcoal filter shoved up your ass for that cool fresh feeling.
here’s one for you all, enjoy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRkgq4QTR9Q
Sorry Hugo, I just like science… even the really gross stuff 🙂
HP-I missed the part about charcoals, shoved up you back end.
I hope they’re hot…:)
Snoop girl, I love my science too, but I have a limit to gross. Some things are better left to the imagination. And some things are better left unsaid.
No way Puss, The gross science is some of the most fascinating stuff out there. And I will never believe that some things are better left unsaid over the internet. Face to face conversation yes, but the net is fair game for anything… that’s what’s so great about it. It’s all or nothing.
To be fair I was trying to be tactful by not mentioning the exact science behind it in my comment. But you’ve made me re-think that position… fuck it.
Basically tiny molecules of poop from inside someones ass are farted out into the air and get stuck in the mucus inside you nose when you breath it in… imagine that!
Snoop, I take zero offense to farts. But throughout the net, things get twisted sister.
I myself don’t worship Pictures of animal/human abuse. ..That’s all and be well.
Yes, quite rightly I haven’t finished reading?
I have now?
conclusion? IDGAF.
🙂
It’s been a lovely visit Snoopy.
What? …animal/human abuse?
I’m so confused.
It should be pointed out that No Beagles were harmed in the making of Snoop’s avatar. Roooooooooooooo!
i ❤ the periodic table snoop and bio-chemistry^^
ahahahaha, Ivan.
I heart paingirl too… and Daniel Radcliffe:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSAaiYKF0cs
I love Daniel Radcliffe….
His scene with Diana Rigg in “Extras” is a hoot!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ArcVwH5Cag4
Snoop’s clip from a BBC show reminded me that I can look forward to new Top Gear in the new year! Yay!
love that show 195…vroom vroom
I love farting in other peoples’ cubicles, just as a joke mainly among my male co-workers, of course. The worst, though, is when you let one rip in your own space when you think no one else is around, then in walks to office hotty. Fuck!
Top Gear! I’ve been waiting impatiently for the next series. so bummed that the series gets shorter and shorter with more time in between to film the awesomeness. Oh well.
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/07_0…
Bahaha the Toyboata was awesome. Thanks, PG.
The indestructible truck!
This was a fun one too:
http://www.crainium.net/jdjArchives/TopGea…
Oh, and I loved Vietnam as well:
http://images2.autopro.channelvn.net/Image…