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To whoever smashed those pine-cone-on-wood-with-hooks-and-clever-sayings, the ones you can pay whatever you want for them hanging from telephone poles around citadel hill:
The guy who takes care of those is freaking awesome nice. I hope you use the money you stole to buy drugs and overdose. —Saddened
This article appears in Oct 21-27, 2010.
38 Comments
This was bound to happen eventually. I think it speaks to the character of Halifax that someone only fucked them up now and they’ve been up for how long? And the sayings certainly aren’t clever….they’re sound like Engrish or something. Aren’t most of them just blocks of wood with things like “Support the city” on it or something?
in a real nice world, that would happen o.p. , but look here, we aren’t in a nice world. and pieces of shit float all over the cities. in the harbors and on land, with two legs.
You hope they overdose and die. Really nice. You sound like you have your own rage problems…
Yeah Z, I have been wondering about these bitchers who express ill wishes on others, especially death. Why can’t they just wish that those people they are bitching about would turn into nicer/more intelligent people? Like, “I hate you for hurting me, and I hope one day you will realize what you’ve done to me and be a better person to someone else.”
And not that i condone it, but it was a pine cone decoration, not another person or animal they ruined. To wish someone death for doing some ignorant but harmless thing doesn’t say much good about you. Like you don’t sound so “awsome nice”!
I agree notsoNTH, it’s depressing. Not that i really even believe in fate or karma but i wouldn’t want to tempt it by wishing death on someone else. Unless it was a depraved serial killer or somethong.
I for one do not want to become someone who wishes ill on others, because that kind of violence in my own self scares me. So if I harbour ill feelings towards someone, I do my best to turn that into something positive for myself so that I grow from that rather than regress.
Perhaps it was a late night hill crawler who likes pine cones up his hole? Maybe they ran out of Prep H.
notsoNTH – this was taken from one of your earlier posts:
Religious bumper stickers make me want to rear end them just to see if they actually follow their holy book’s words. /evil grin
Hardly someone who “doesn’t want to become someone who wishes ill on others” – how do you spell hypocrite?
Get down in the gutter with some of us and wish evil on filth and swarmers and pine cone smashers.
now run along and hold hands with Z and break out into singing Kum By Yah
Yeah but wishing death on someone is a bit different to rear ending them, bill and bob. I’d like to rear end lots of people but i don’t wish death on them. Dumbass!
Oh wow Bill…you took my post literally? lol
Yea Billy -boy don’t be scolding my bitch NSNTH ; she be joking with you ass MF 🙂
aw martym to my rescue *mouse ears*
I just don’t like some willy dude scolding my womans ; a man can get his ownself in some trouble that way yo! 🙂
Oh how I missed you last couple of days. Where have you been my knight on white horse?
I was mess’n with my other beeatches ….umm .I mean I was busy doing charity work for the less fortunate :):):)
actually we have to do the FB thing ; were surely starting to make all the others sick 🙂
hahaha martym, sure, if we can ever find a way to give each other’s fb account without letting the entire bitch board know!
Maybe Maude can become a matchmaker. Wedding at The Coast offices. All bitchers welcomed. BYOB.
I’m not ascared of ghosts friend req. me Martin Meade 🙂
request sent 😀
That wasn’t that big.
I’ve gotta new FB BFF nahnanana 🙂
Now you know…the terrible truth! 😀
a lovely woodsy gnome and robin hood (errol flynn). a match made in the bizarro world^^^
Men in tights…irresistible! Oh, are they leggings? Even better!
leggings are the must have for martym and his merry men. as long as alan rickman is the sheriff i’m in…rawr
We could never get sick of you and Newt , Marty. We like your interplay with all our *HEART*
It makes us *LAUGH OUT LOUD*.
Now, I’m going to signify my approval by *CAWING LIKE A CROW*, hopefully without disturbing the sensitive *EARS* of the local *RODENTIA*
And I’ll end with *CRAZYMAN EYEBROWS OVER A WINKING SMILE*
please give my most heartfelt less than three to my bff. who harbours a hidden lust for mr. rickman…screee
You guys crack me up…I am *rolling on the floor laughing* over here. *smiley face*
aah all is well in the kingdom of the damned…woof
what in the love of god are you people talking bout (oh by the way NSNTH I’m a high maintenance Fb friend ) 🙂
uh oh high maintenance…I have a bag of candies…will that do? *smiley face*
candy good 🙂
Low maintenence here, very low.
This is all very sweet… but what does it have to do with pine cones? little screee…..
arrrgh, this is why I don’t enjoy reading the bitches anymore.
22 posts that have NOTHING to do with the bitch. For someone out of the loop, and doesn’t care to be in it, threads like this are annoying.
Certainly one of you has the computer skills needed to host an actual messageboard so the rest of us who aren’t in your dysfunctional little cyber family wont have to read your daily love fests for each other.
I know I might sound like a jerk but seriously,
I get excited when I see 35 responses to a topic only to open it and find a circle jerk of the same posters adding nothing to the topic, it’s disappointing.
If the “pine-cone-on-wood-with-hooks-and-clever-sayings” creations are so great, why isn’t Mr. Freaking Awesome Nice selling his wares at the Farmers’ Market instead of on the Hill?
People actually pay for those?