This bitch is for the dorky older guy who drives the #7 bus, usually in the evening, all hunched over the wheel like a turtle, always at least 15 minutes late and always 20 km/h below the speed limit. The main reason, methinks? Because of his smelly hobo buddy who’s always at the front of the bus talking to him non-stop. This guy is obviously a bum, is always in peoples’ way as he stands right in front of the door, and fucking reeks. His stench is really unpleasant to pass by after having to wait over 20 minutes sometimes in the freezing cold for grandpa to take us downtown. No wonder so many people hate using public transit.
This article appears in Feb 14-20, 2008.
I know of the driver you speak of, well type of, he is one of the nicest drivers that Metro Transit has. People always complain about the transit drivers. People say they are assholes or in this case they are too slow. Those poor pricks that drive the buses all ways getting bashed. As for smelly, yeah he should sit down so as not to offend people by his scents. I do not think there is any good reason for not cleaning ones self.
I know exactly who you mean. He looks like Mr. Burns!