get the fuck out of my car, thieving bitches. you must know there’s nothing more than a bridge token or two in it by now. how many times has it been? so tired of putting all my car papers back together every time your junky ass breaks the law and risks physical violence (from me and my neighbors) for that quarter below the dash. How about $5 a month just to fuck off and leave my travel toothbrush off the car floor? And shut the damn door, fuckhead- dome light kills the battery. There must be some decency protocol to this dumbass life you’ve chosen —rob something else, shithead
This article appears in Aug 29 – Sep 4, 2013.
According to a bitch last week about thieves, rest assured knowing your thieves are destined for Dante’s punishment in the afterlife: eternal biting by snakes and lizards. In the event of there being no afterlife may thieves suffer being thus bitten in their earthly life.
zedman?
I’ve already learned that lesson years ago….now i have nothing in car and doors open…even had a vagabond staying in car during winter months…least they had manners…left car as is.
If you had something worth stealing then I’m sure your door would have been closed.
Closing the door makes noise. A lot of stealth is used in stealing that quarter.
I doubt your “thief” is looking for bridge tokens as they are now worthless.
an excellent ‘point’, comic book guy
leave the car unlocked
turn off your dome light
leave nothing in the car. get a bag that can carry all the car stuff and take it in with you at night (like your travel toothbrush and registration papers)
leave one window cracked so even the most stupid burglars won’t break a window.
expecting someone who breaks into cars for 50 cents to have some decency, consideration for doesn’t make sense. they don’t think about you, they don’t care about how it affects you, they do not take you into consideration at all. you are a non-person to them. sometimes i think that is the worst part of it.
and who gives a fig if karma gets them in the next life. you would probably feel better if you hide out there one night with a baseball bat and beat the crap out of the thief. then you would have truly impacted them, and they will have to acknowledge your existence.
How do you know that Curtis Jackson was one of the perps? Profiling? That’s straight up racist, dawg.
On a topical vein, put a fucking big snake in the car and it can strangle the thieving turd to death, video please.
Hay Baz, your avatar suggests you’ve spent the last couple of weeks in the land of cheese and dykes.
Thankfully, this wasn’t mine … though I sympathize.
Sucks that it’s due to rain like a banshee for the next while too.
hey zzz, this feels like hurricane stuff. just had to wrestle a 4×8 sheet of lattice that was flying around like a magic carpet.
Iat first read I thought this was a spoof – its real) make sure you read the 4am prowler report)
There were 108 reports to RCMP in Kings County between Aug. 26 and Aug. 28.
Aug. 26
At 10:56 a.m. a car hit a deer on Highway 101 near Kingston. The deer kept going.
Some flooring was stolen from a construction site in Cambridge.
A mailbox was damaged in North Corner near Canning.
There was a complaint about youth playing baseball in New Minas.
A driver was reported for doing donuts and speeding in White Rock.
A shoplifter was stopped in New Minas at 3:18 p.m.
A licence plate was stolen off a vehicle in North Kentville.
A senior in Wolfville reported the loss of money from a joint account.
A concern about copyright infringement was received from Berwick.
A gas and go was reported in Aldershot.
A report was lodged about a threatening text message sent to the wrong address.
Two youth reported fighting in Wolfville were having consensual bout of fisticuffs.
A 28-year-old man was arrested in Bishopville for violating a Protection of Property order. After a call in Wolfville, another order was renewed.
There was a disturbance on Gaspereau Avenue in Wolfville.
A driver who failed to yield in a New Minas crosswalk is being investigated. A second crosswalk complaint is being investigated in Wolfville.
A 22-year-old man at a store in Wolfville was so inebriated he had to be held up by two individuals. He was jailed until sober.
Aug. 27
At 4:20 a.m. a woman alone in a Greenwood residence reported hearing a prowler. Police determined the prowler was a cat rolling canned goods around.
There was a noise issue on Fowler Street in Wolfville.
A North Kentville resident reported the theft of prescription drugs.
A shoplifter was caught in New Minas and later one was stopped in Kingston.
Some firewood was stolen in Rockland.
A youth was reported for an inappropriate Facebook photo of a derrière.
A man in his 40s was harassing an elderly male.
At noon a 68-year-old man was intoxicated in public in New Minas and fell. Paramedics checked him out and his wife took him home.
A bike was stolen in Greenwood.
A business sign was stolen from Bay Street in Wolfville. It was later recovered nearby.
A couple was reported fighting at 9 p.m. in a North Kentville parking lot.
At 9:21 p.m. three youth were reported as prowlers in a Greenwood driveway. Police talked to the trio.
Some possible illegal deer hunting was reported in Black Rock.
Aug.28
Shots were reported near Highway 101 at Coldbrook at 12:37 a.m.
Three domestic cases were reported: one man was arrested after trying to sleep on an ex-spouse’s couch and another was charged in Cape Breton.
Five family relations calls came in. There were five mental health issues.
There were two landlord/tenant incidents: one involved a minor assault. Reports of neighbourhood disputes were received from Centreville, where a window was broken, and from Kingston.
There were 19 driving complaints. A female driver was reported for being distracted: she was eating. Checkpoints were set up in Aylesford, South Berwick and Auburn. Collisions occurred at the traffic circle in New Minas, Hall’s Harbour, Wolfville and North Alton.
There was a parking lot crash in New Minas
There were six false 911 calls and three false alarms
“There was a complaint about youth playing baseball in New Minas.”
WTF! Were they playing in the complainant’s living room?
” A driver was reported for doing donuts and speeding in White Rock.”
NEVER do donuts and drive. The cops actually have a device that can, if they suspect someone has been doing donuts while operating a motor vehicle, detect trace amounts of powdered sugar around the lips and mouth.
Ivan – we went to Switzerland for a couple of days, then did a Rhine Cruise, took in some WW2 battlefields, then spent 2 days in Amsterdam, the whole trip was wunderbar, but don’t mention the war Feuhrer cat.
Sehr Gut!. We’ve often considered a Rhine cruise. They seem to be less disaster and diarrhea prone than the ocean variety.
What battlefields?
much better commander, smaller vessels are the best. the city sized plague carriers are not as much fun
reg, it was the can rollin’ kitty that did me in.
when di and I first moved here from downtown Vancouver, we were watching the 6 pm news and one of the ‘big’ stories was a knife spotted at a high school. police cars, media. sound bites, the whole schmear. interviews with the students, school, parents and even govt officials.
I just about kissed steve-o’s face on the screen.
You be driving a vehicle that’s TOO NICE, dummy! You need a thief-deterrent like a Caprice Classic, preferably 2-tone! My ride never gets broken into and I got ALLLL my shit up in here! Ahhh had a good sleep parked under the southpark street elm tree last night, time to start up this beast and head back to the darkmouth Bronx for breakfast.
mmmm momma makin’ bacon n’ aggs.