To the two middle aged women that had also been waiting for a taxi like the three of us (2 guys 1 girl) that day… at the Mumford grocery store Saturday, Oct 29.

We had a hard time hearing the name the taxi cab driver was asking out.
We kept asking if it was for us over (NOT making a move to get in the cab with our groceries), still not fully hearing if it sounded like our name or not, when you came around the corner in your puffy-pink-fleecy-hideous-THING you wore scowling at us rudely “NICE TRY GUYS! ‘A’ FOR EFFORT!”
You & the other women climbed in scowling, flipping us the finger so proudly (in your bad taste of sweaters) as you drive off.

1) WTF
2) We didn’t KNOW there was anyone else waiting around the corner for a taxi.
3) WE WERE NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR EFFING CAB

If we were going to take it, why would we have made an effort trying to confirm whom it was for? SERIOUSLY.
SO… feel better for making a jerk of yourself? —2 Guys 1 Girl

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  1. your name says it all OP.

    Two guys, one girl? Those TWO hosebags probably couldn’t even get one guy on their best day. They’re bitter old bitches who make it their mission to fuck over young people.

    There aren’t many of them.. but they exist. And they will stop at nothing to piss you off.

    Don’t let it happen to you when you get old.

  2. What did you expect OB? These “classy” ladies just finished picking up their chilled beer from the NSLC next door and needed to get back home stat before it got warm. It’s a long walk to Romans Ave and Wildcat is terrible warm.

  3. I absolutely HATE that shopping place for this exact reason. FUCK the Walmart there! I will sometimes use Carshare and rent a fucking car and travel to the inaccessible Bayers Lake Walmart just to avoid the mutants at the HSC one!

  4. Walmart on Mumford attracts welfare scum like a bus attracts welfare stroller mares who in turn attract baby daddies who in turn attract dope dealers who in turn attract clients who attract and turn out to be welfare scum – the circle of life.

  5. I’m with paingirl…the only thing I’ve bought at a wallys in years has been pots at their seasonal garden centre…& if anywhere else had clay pots for sale that weren’t made in China I would have gone there…but no one else did & my honey & I looked.

    THey’ve had them there from Vietnam, Indonesia & the Philippines
    Beautiful ceramic glazed pots, at very reasonable prices.

  6. head to the tiger…
    with the discounts they have, you’ll save more than enough for the ride…
    AND you’ll be the best-dressed person in the place.
    (it is in fairview… and you have to be a special kind of skeezy to not stick out…)

  7. I always thought comments like those ladies made were classless. One time I was in the theatre (myself walking in to get seats while 2 other ppl got the popcorn) walked in and sat in the middle of 4 empty seats intending to save the ones around me when I heard a comment from someone who was following behind me “WELLLLLLL THERE WERRRRREEEE 4 SEATS THERE!” in this aggressive tone, I’m sure you’ve all heard and I’m sure the cab bitches used with you op. The movie lady said this to her kids … I legit wanted to verbally assault her, but her babies were with her and frankly it’s not worth it to cast your pearls before swine.

  8. “There’s one in Darkside now too.”

    well that makes sense….
    ZING

    I HAVE to laugh every time I walk down the kids aisle…
    walmart has “operation” for those aspiring kids who can grow up and become the doctors of the future…
    what does GT have? Junkyard Jalopy because the most they can aspire to …
    an old, used car mechanic.

    http://static7.upillar.com/uploads/listing…

    the friggin tweasers don’t even close properly!!!
    I know this because I own it… 🙂

  9. Somehow, I don’t think an air compressor and an impact wrench would be too well received by parents, not to mention, damn tricky to package in boxboard.

  10. We’re not to partial to walmart most of the time, Deffinantly the Sobeys over that anytime. That is were we were that day when those women flipped us off haha.

    [Donk Quixote] AGREED, that would bug me to no end if that happened to me!

    I think the whole Sobeys lady situation bugged my roomies for sure though, it was kinda funny to hoot about afterward.

    …and sorry if the name (‘2 guys 1 girl’) came off sounding a little dirty, i just realized that O.O

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