What is with men trying to smell pretty?
A guy sat next to me and almost choked me. A recent study concluded that men wear cologne because of an insecurity. They want people to like them so they wear a scent. It went on to say men were tricked into this false sense of security, lol, be happy in your own skin guys.
To me there would be noting more embarrassing and humiliating than me stepping on a bus or going to a bar smelling more like a real woman than a real man.
And speaking of real women whats with all the fatties in hrm? They complain of being fat but they’re sitting by the table fulls at the restaurants gorging their fat faces on argyle street. Yeah they want to loose weight. They tell their friends that, and forget about it 10 minutes later. They have only themselves to blame for their barrel bodies. I would rather screw the cushions on my couch than climb aboard the SS Fattie. —stopstinkinupthebusandfattieslooseweight
This article appears in Aug 26 – Sep 1, 2010.
As if women don’t bathe in perfume either. Give me a smoker any day of the week.
After getting a haircut last Friday, the guy behind me waiting to pay must have fallen into a pool of Dollarama Ol’ Spice (not even the real Old Spice). Fuck, I could taste it. GAG!
Ok… I get the cologne bitch… but wtf is wrong with you bitching about fat people?? What exactly did fat people/women do to you? I’m sure the way you look isn’t attractive to everybody either… Honestly, I just don’t get why this bugs you so much?? Do you bitch about people who are too skinny?
Diapers.
Laundry is a luxury. (It is incredible how many take that one for granted)
Habituation. The user can barely smell it themselves anymore, and so use ever increasing amounts.
Pit Stick is all I need. It’s amazing the amount of perfume/cologne a person puts on. And in a confined space (ie: bus with no windows opened) it’s breath taking. Keep away from heat or open flame.
it’s 30 degress today, can you imagine the eau-de-nutsack aroma mixed with manky minge on the loser cruiser to Sackville/Darkside/Sprytown this evening?
if you don’t want that smell, don’t invite them in your car.
Hey zZz, next time write what you are going to say on a piece of paper, then read it back to yourself out loud. If after this you feel that your pearl of wisdom is still intelligent, then by all means, post it. If not keep it to your dumbass self.
So what OP is saying is, if you are a man, be comfortable in your own skin, don’t be insecure. But if you are a woman, don’t be comfortable in your own skin, go on a diet.
Putting on some weight keeps charmers like you at bay? Excuse me, I’m going to go deep-fry some Oreo ice-cream.
I like that idea snoop…but my BMI is above 22, so I should be safe, yes?