Dear bike cops,
Where the hell do you get your balls? Charging kids with fines at skateparks and not even giving them a fair warning. Just saying “There are signs posted” doesn’t really count as a fair warning. It’s dicks like you who give other REAL officers a bad rap. I hope you blow a tire. Jerks.
—First time offender
This article appears in Apr 16-22, 2009.
There are signs posted and you have the gall to say there wasn’t fair warning. I guess it’s true, the schools are not teaching the kids to read.
Is it first time offender or first time caught? You actually think cops keep a record of who has been warned or not?
Wear your helmet. It could save your life.
Let’s think here… If you injure yourself on pubic property, and I mean, in a really bad way, you sue HRM for not providing proper safety precautions. They’re being proactive in not allowing you to injure yourself. You’re not Tony Hawk, fuckface, so wear a helmet or line the HRM’s coffers with your money.
wear your helmet you cocky little brat!
enjoy the fine 😉
ahh…the suers…I love how they ruin everything..especially the candy you get at the Christmas parade..but I’m not going to start on that
Make your mommy pay it. Problem solved.
Posted signs are fair warning, you dumb little dipshit. Did you think they put them up for the fucking pigeons to sit on? You were warned by the sign, you got caught, you got fined. The cop is not a dick – he is enforcing a law for your own safety. If you choose not to wear a helmet, you just may earn yourself a Darwin Award. Here’s hoping.
So like…does that mean I can sail through stop signs until I get caught and then expect just a fair warning from the cop? Cuz you know, fair warning is fair warning.
GROW UP and take a little responsibility for your actions!
A sign is fair warning. Suck it up you little douche.
“Youre not tony hawk” – good point… also, even tony hawk wears helmets most of the time.
Consider it a down-payment against the hospital care us taxpayers will foot the bill for.
“fuckface”, “dumb little dipshit”, “douche” … your reactions are pretty disproportionate to the seriousness of the bitch. tone down the rage.. jeez.
Right on, Guyute—you beat me to the punch. OP, there’s the ‘why’, in case you didn’t already know.
If you break your head but come short of killing yourself, I have to pay for any life support and rehabilitation.
Ideally, though, I would like to see fines replaced with putting people on a ‘No Publicly Funded Brain or Spine Trauma Treatment’ list for a few years per offense.
I don’t have rage, F7, I have a helmet. 😀
it’s times like this where I wonder why people have to be talked into saving their fragile melons. Something tells me after this, they won’t be organizing a charity in your name.
Maybe we should take down the signs and tell the cops to ignore you and the non-helmet ilk? Instead we’ll let “natural selection” do its bit for keeping the chaff out of the gene pool.
IT HAS BEEN THE LAW FOR YEARS NOW. YOU HAVE HAD A FAIR WARNING. YOU DESERVE THE TICKET.
I agree with Three.
If you’re too damned stupid to A)wear a helmet, B)read the signs or C)take responsibility for not wearing a helmet (which you know you have to), when you get caught… fuck ’em. Let them smash their tiny little pea brains out on the concrete. I’m not too sure we’d want those genes making it into the breeding pool anyway.
Ah the innocence of youth, they think they’re invincible and it only happens to someone else. The graveyard and head trauma places are full of sediment like you – wear the helmet and avoid FURTHER head damage.
Three has it right…it’s time to stop helping the lemmings of the human race, if they want to weed themselves out…let them!
Last time I was at Niagara Falls they had signs telling people not to hang themselves out from the scary side of the railings…WTF!! Anyone who would do that in the first place should not be allowed to breed.
After so many generations of protecting the stupid, the pool is getting mighty shallow, you can hardly get your ankles wet anymore…
All this “I’d have to pay for your rehabilitation” ranting is fine…as long as smokers are called douchebags, fuckfaces etc. for having others to pay their health bills.
That happens.
The rehab bills here are not the problem. Helmet laws are not new. The signs were in place. The kid was wrong and deserved the fine.
“as long as smokers are called douchebags, fuckfaces”
You haven’t been on here very long have you…I would say that the quoted names are nice compared to the vitriol that is prompted by any bitches about smokers…though I am in no way defending them, please no nasty nasty hate posts to me! 🙁
Don’t worry kid – this is an expensive lesson that it is cheaper to follow the rules. Period. Don’t worry about these peoples angry reactions to you. They are SO OLD they don’t remember that they didn’t have these kind of restrictions growing up and have a hatred towards youth. Your kids will be wearing full body armour by the time they are born…
Well, eastvan, while I frequently decry the rise of the Nanny State some laws and rules are actually good ones. For example: seat belts, infant and child car seats, no drinking & driving, etc.
Yes, some of us are older, but we’re not old. As a point of reference, though, when I was a child seat belts in cars were optional in the back (as were passenger side mirrors), babies were held in their parents arms or laid on the back seat, drinking and driving was legal and killing a person under the influence was not an offense (s/he was drunk after all).
True skateboards, inline skates, and bikes are far different from cars, but a trip through the trauma unit and the brain, spinal cord, and bone units of the IWK should convince everyone of the relevance of helmets.
Eastvan – we got to be old, and in some cases crabby old fuckers, by applying a little common sense. And as for the kid having kids, if he keeps on smacking his noggin he won’t be a sperm donor on life support, he’ll be Mr. Potato head
Ahh, the good old days, laying in the back window of a car on a long trip, sleeping on the back seat that wasn’t a rock-hard plastic. Good judgement and driver skill….something people have none of today kept us safe. Can anyone explain to me why these self-professed “driving schools” can teach you to parallel park a crew cab truck but don’t ever teach people to handle a slide in the winter. They can tell you what you’re supposed to do, but that’s it. A real waste of money, anyone can read the handbook and get just as much training. As long as there’s alcohol and cars, people are going to combine the two. If it’s not that, it’s weed, still an impairment. Restitution should be the order for all people who injure or kill. A lasting reminder that you were an asshole that made that choice.
does anyone know the details about the helmet law? I heared once that if your head is too big to fit properly inside a helmet, you could be exempt. True/false?
Don’t pay the fine kid. Just wait for them to send you the court date, go and hope the Police person doesn’t show. If they show you pay, if not, you roll.
Personally I do not wear a helmet. But that is my choice, fine or no fine. Head wounds do bleed alot though…but if you crash anywhere there are limits to the amount you can sue for. Great to be a Canadian from Nova Scotia isn’t it?
The rest of you should be ashamed of yourself. If not, I am ashamed for you.
“as long as smokers are called douchebags, fuckfaces etc. for having others to pay their health bills.”
Smokers probably pay their own health bills seeing as they pay so much tax per pack of cigarettes.
Dandros– False. There are multiple helmets out there, and there’s a fit for everyone, that argument doesn’t fly. Hey uh, eastvan, I’m far from “old” and I’m young enough to have been in my teens when the helmet law came into effect. It’s not a joke. Nanny Laws exist because the State needs to protect it’s citizens from itself. It’s not like they just institute a law for the fun of it or to get fine dollars. It’s done because somebody out there has had a serious injury and they held the city responsible. So, the law comes into effect, and stupid kids (or their parents I should say) pay fines, because they don’t feel it’ll ever happen to them.
every province has different laws, in ns there is a helmet law but you can also get a fine for riding on the sidewalk and for not having a bell or light but i don’t know if they enforce those
“Let natural selection do its part”
Unfortunately there is no natural selection anymore. The only ones producing in numbers are the poor, stupid, and sickly. As long as they continue reproducing we’ll have laws like this to keep the tax base from doing themselves in.
and the moral of the story is that it is cheaper to buy a helmet then pay a fine. if you already have a helmet and chose not to wear it then i hope you get a beating when you get home and ask mommy and daddy to pay the fine. maybe then you will follow the law and grow up. BTW this law is so that you will have the ability to grow up instead of killing yourself.
Hey, that’s society now, put the blame on everyone beside yourself
Dandros4Life: the only way to get around the helmet law in NS is if you’re wearing a Turban. It’s written right into the law. You don’t even have to be Sikh. Just wearing a turban.
Wrap a turban around your helmet, then you can be safe and cool at the same time.
Argghhh! …and it all comes crashing down.
The turban exception completely undermines the reasoning for the helmet law. All of a sudden, people like the OP can say “Hey. Why should I follow the law if that turban-wearing person doesn’t have to?” …and I would defend that argument to the end, even though I am very much in favour of helmets.
OP, I think you should refuse to pay the fine, and if the cop shows up in court and you do end up having to speak for yourself, you should use that argument. The law is a farce with that exception included.
I’d like to think that would make the judge say “Yeah… That is retarded.”, let you off, and set a legal precedent that lets other no-helmet offenders off until such time as the law is corrected. …but right now the powers that be are too cowardly to do that.
The STATE should not pander to any CHURCH. We need to CUT THAT SHIT OUT!!
Don’t even get me started on the tax breaks religious organizations get…
ha…As tempting as it is, I am not going down the road with the religions..
So wearing a helmet MIGHT SAVE YOUR LIFE !
Where exactly does $135.75 help save his life ?
What good (besides enriching the already rich Government system)does a fine like that actually do for society as a whole ?
It’s a taxgrab…that’s all it is & those of you too stupid to see that outnumber those of us that do by a large margin. Why not community service ?
Why not a punishment to fit this heinous crime ?
Oh no the court system would rather increase profits than actually do anything else.
$135.75 tell the court respectfully you won’t pay & take the jail sentence alternative. With the jail in Burnside so damn overfilled, you won’t be there long & if enough people do that & keep complaining maybe this ridiculous ‘fine’ could be changed to ..say education for offenders, something good for the community at large.
Community Service would just embarrass him in front of his peers, thus causing an even deeper cynicism, leading to more heinous behavior. So do nothing.
After all, isn’t that what our justice system espouses?
I suspect the court costs associated with sticking someone with community service or putting them into an education program on why you should wear a helmet would exceed the $135 fine.
The fine is a just punishment since there is no good reason to not be wearing your helmet when you know full well that you should be wearing your helmet.
Maybe the helmet law is stupid to begin with, but the fine is an appropriate way to enforce it.
Uh, Yeah. As a lot of people have said previously, the signs posted are fair warning. Everyone know to wear a helmet..
Aww, 1fallingangels1. It’s no fun if I’m the only one!
Hmm…new bitch? I would predict a ‘most popular thread’…
O that it would be No Dogma ..the good ol religion debate, have you seen “religious”? The documentary has to be taken with a grain of salt because of Bill Maher’s extremely bias and condescending attitude towards the people he interviewed (which I didn’t really agree with) but the documentary is extremely interesting and does make a few good points, one of the main ones, if i can remember was to QUESTION EVERYTHING. Of course if he wasn’t an asshole to the people he was interviewing the movie probably wouldn’t have gained it’s popularity either, I mean if any opinion is going to make it it has to be an extreme one right..
About 20 years ago some dude published a study showing smokers were a net benefit to the taxpayer because they die earlier and thus receive less CPP and OAS, and get to pay those crazy high smoke taxes. More smokers = more money for the rest of us.
I bet the little whiner is too lazy to go to court to fight the ticket.
I think anything less then 135 would be laught at more then it is now. with society at a stupid point (can’t think for themselves) it seems that we need stupid laws. Now if this person got hurt and bitched about that there would be an outcry of why don’t the police ever enforce these stupid laws and keep our kids safe. as far as the turban exempt I think that if you chose a turban over a helment for whatever reason then you should take the bus instead of breaking a law. the law should be respected by everyone.
I work on a Neurosurgery floor, and I can tell you first hand that the last thing you want is a head injury. Most people think of it as just a cut on the head, but it can change your life and personality drastically. I see young people all the time whose friends can barely stand to visit them anymore because they’re never going to be the same kid as before the accident. And a small accident can have serious effects, you dont’ have to fall off a bridge for these kinds of things to happen.
So spray paint your helmet to say you hate helmets, or whatever, but wear it. Pay your fine and learn your lesson.
I second PAS’s observations. I had a massive concussion when I was nine – unconscious for a long time, didn’t know my own name for days, out of school for two weeks.
The lasting effect has been on my memory. There is no rhyme or reason to what I do and don’t remember at any given time. It is very frustrating for me because people are often saying, “You remember that time, that show, when we…” and I don’t – not even an inkling.
I could go on at great length about the idiosyncrasies of my memory, but suffice to say it is fakked and the damage cannot be undone. My SO tries not to be frustrated – he’s learned to just accept that there’s a 50-50 chance of drawing the memory out through connect the dots for wifey – and has concluded that once age sets in it’s going to be a wild ride, lol.
Three, you just told us that like yesterday….
don’t you remember?
Ummm, sure I do (riffles through memory banks, looks nervously about, silently hoping for a spark of remembrance).
;D
I think it’s bullshit that you got fined and it’s a bullshit law, it should a persons choice. If you want to be careless enough to not protect yourself incase of an accident, that’s your perogative.
And the no biking on the sidewalk law is bullshit too…I hate biking on the road b/c you have to be more aware of what’s going on and turning is a bitch…and as a driver, bikers on the road are fucking annoying cuz they’re always so slow and in the way. If bikers are going to be on the road, they should have a separate lane on every road for bikers.
Also, skateboarding/biking is less dangerous than skiing or snowboarding and there’s no law saying that ppl who do that have to wear a helmet.
What’s next? Are pedestrians going to need to wear helmets or body armor to protect themselves from a vehicle that happens to veer onto the sidewalk, or just runs a red light.
Get a life NS Police and a fucking clue…there’s much more heinous things going on out there than someone not wearing a fucking helmet.
lol Snoogan, if i took a guess would it be you who wrote the original bitch?
If you got hurt in front of my house would you sue me? You know you would. well I want some insurance that you will not be hurt to bad thats my perogative.
As for the sidewalk I think the younger kids should be allowed but not the older ones because like you they feel they are right and walkers are only in their way. I bet when you ride on the sidewalk you push through crowds, kids, strollers etc..
They are trying to push a helmet law for skiers, something you would know if you watched the news, read the paper or picked up a gossup magazine.
In case you didn’t know or were not taught there are safety rules for walking too. BEING AWARE (something you stated you hate to do) is one of them.
Save more lives NS Police and give a fucking clue to all those who need it.
1fallingangels1: I did see Religulous, and it was great except for some of the interview footage. My problem was the captions. Funny, yes…but not fair to the interviewee.
Joeblow: I do remember hearing about that study. …cold, but plausible.
Of course, there is a certain extra cost to society to having people lose a relatively young relative, friend, or—to be really cold—employee (you know…need to tie up loose ends and train someone new).
zZz (and Three for being a good sport): Awesome. Just…perfect.
snoogans: I agree on the bike law…stupid. On the one hand we are valuing safety (skateboarder helmets), but then we outlaw bicycles being somewhere they are much safer than on the road? …stupid. I have never heard of a bicycle killing a pedestrian. I’m sure cyclist-on-walker deaths happen, but there is no way they are as common as driver-on-cyclist killings.
ya no dogma, those are my “issues” with the documentary as well.
There are some incorrect assumptions evident in some of these posts. The signs posted are actually irrelevant. Section 170B of the Motor Vehicle Act requires the wearing of a helmet and is the law without the need for any signage. As far as exemptions, including the one about people like me who have huge melon-heads, the Helmet Regulations provide:
5 The following persons are exempt from the requirement of Section 170A or 170B of the Motor Vehicle Act to wear a helmet:
(a) a person who is in possession of, and produces on request to a peace officer, a valid and subsisting certificate issued by the Registrar of Motor Vehicles certifying that the Registrar is satisfied that the wearing of a helmet would interfere with the person’s religious practices;
(b) a person whose head is more than 66 cm in circumference; or
(c) a person who is in possession of, and produces on request to a peace officer, a valid and subsisting certificate issued by the Registrar of Motor Vehicles on the recommendation of a medical practitioner certifying that the person is, for the period stated in the certificate, unable for medical reasons to wear a helmet.
(b) is really funny… (a) is anything but…
What do those in charge of the Motor Vehicle Act not understand about Section 15 of the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms?
“15. (1) Every individual is equal before and under the law and has the right to the equal protection and equal benefit of the law without discrimination and, in particular, without discrimination based on race, national or ethnic origin, colour, RELIGION, sex, age or mental or physical disability.”
hey man why don’t they just have papers from the registrar of motor vehicles that say “I will not sue if I crash my bike and become a vegetable because I was not wearing a helmet” that seems sufficient to me….hey maybe they should start doing that for everything and then the idiot gene can start weeding itself out…hmmm…
1fallingangels1, you are reading my mind.
An anti-suing agreement (and a no-health-care one, as I mentioned earlier as a possible punishment in lieu of a fine) should be attached to every ‘my god doesn’t want me to’ excuse card.
…but since it isn’t, I suppose the OP should just get one of those cards. Hell, I’m thinking about it.
I would always want wear a helmet, but it would be nice to have a get-out-of-jail-free in case I forget or can’t for some reason. More importantly, people should pile on to stupid things like this and abuse them until they are eliminated. …and I would love to see the motor vehicles department try to deny me one of those cards. I’ll damn well make up a religion on the spot, and they can go fuck themselves if they think my arbitrary unproven story is any less valid than the next person’s.
Mass delusion is still delusion.
OP, I think you’re pretty stupid for not wearing a helmet, but if you take me up on either of my suggestions (argue the validity of a law with such idiotic (and possibly illegal) exceptions or apply for your own religio-exemption card), you will instantly be MY FUCKING HERO.
Please post back if you do.
Thank you for clearing that up Waldo. I guess there are exceptions to every rule. I wonder if hair styles also play a part. For example would dredlocks count as religion or big head, don’t have, just wondering. I know some people have them as part of their culture, where they cone from. Others just think there cool and do some stupid looking knotted mess on their head.
QUESTION: Is there also a turban exception to the MOTORCYCLE helmet law? (and how about the enforceability of rules for wearing hardhats in construction zones etc?)
If not:
The laws are in conflict with each other and one or more of them obviously need to change. It’s either a legally valid excuse or it’s not.
If so:
Damn…how far does this stupidity go?
seems like theres alot of sour mother fuckers on this website. I’m assuming you’ve never travelled very far from this shithole city you call home because 99.999% of the world doesn’t have helmet laws and they’re doing just fine.
the fact is, people that are serious about skateboarding and have been doing it as a major part of their lives for 10-20 years without a helmet, know their limits, are far less likely to hit their head than the average pedestrian walking down the street in the winter.
go ahead and call me a douchebag, retard, or whatever you want, I skate almost every day and have a full time job working for a large IT company and when I want to go have fun on the board I don’t want to have a big soggy shit helmet on my head weighing me down, making my head smell like an elderly vagina and making me look like the slow kid on the playground who’s can’t be trusted to not hit their head playing tag.
*queue verbatim insults about me wanting to be a cool guy, blah blah blah*
Many golfers are injured by stray balls hitting them every year, how do you think the golf community would react if they implemented a helmet law for golfing? Anyone that says they’d wear one is full of shit and needs to get a grip on reality.
How many retarded laws do we need? shit happens deal with it. And to the person saying that kids sue all the time over getting injured on peoples property skating I’d like to see anything at all supporting that.
Since the cops have been cracking down so hard on this law, the $500,000 skatepark they just made a few years ago has gone from being packed every day to all but deserted by all but the brave/stupid, a few biting the bullet and wearing a helmet, and countless vagrants smoking crack and drinking in public.
Halifax police, instead of having Bi-hourly patrols of the skatepark to ticket children and university students, why don’t you take a couple extra strolls down gottigen and brunswick and maybe do something that fucking matters for a change.
I don’t think a “soggy shit helmet” would be CSA approved anyway. Where did you buy yours…or did you make it yourself?
I don’t care if there’s a helmet law or not, but there is, you know it, you choose to ignore it, and then you get fined. Simple.
If you really want to get rid of the law, get all your skateboard buddies together and march on down to city hall and grind all over the steps (or whatever the hell it is you skaters do) until they listen to you.
no i’m just going to do what every other young person living in this shit hole province should do. Pack it up and move to a city that doesn’t feel the need to constantly make things shittier for people under 50 each year.
bye bye! good riddance! go fuck yourself!
lol@ Miles’ CSA-approved homemade soggy shit helmet.
By the way, on the issue of the law possibly not being valid based on going against more basic and important laws (freedom of/from religion), does anyone know a Canadian equivalent to the US word ‘unconstitutional’…a one-word term with a similar ring?
…and…fu.ckthecoast, I don’t necessarily disagree with you about skateboard helmets, but I would like your opinion on motorcycle helmet laws. Those you can’t get away from so easily.
No Dogma: That’s good to hear, just to clarify I have no problem with laws for bikes and motorcycles. I just think that skateboarding got lumped into this whole thing without anyone involved actually understanding the nature of skating and actually researching the risks. They could even keep the law if they wanted it’s just the fact that we’re being targeted extremely heavily lately while other more major issues are falling by the way side.
nevermind: I hope you crack your skull walking to work.
For the people complaining about medical bills resulting from head injuries and using this to justify this law, how many of you have eaten fast food this week? Or maybe you have played a team sport like soccer or baseball? These sports and many more are responsible for far more injuries than skateboarding. I say all people who eat fast food or any unhealthy things should not be covered under medicare if we are to think in terms of the twisted logic demonstrated by many of the people on here. Also, be sure to wear your sunglasses, hat and sunscreen today. The sun is shining and there is plenty of cancer to go around. There is a way to promote safety but legislation is not the way to do it. Parents seem too busy now to parent so they call on the government to do it for them. If they want their children to wear a helmet. Good for them. If not then that is their decision. Same goes for adults who should be able to choose based on the available information whether they wish to wear a helmet or not. There is no real limit to how far “safety” legislation could go if the government decides to dictate your every move or place you in a bubble so they can save a few dollars in medical bills. Sit at the skatepark for an afternoon and you will quickly see police taking a law that the public would believe was made to protect people and using it as a way that only creates mistrust between them and this segment of society.
Be parents, tell your kids to wear helmets if you feel strongly about this issue but DO NOT attempt to have the government parent society as a whole as this will only lead to reduced freedoms in the future or marginalization of one segment of society while allowing “acceptable” but far more dangerous activities like drinking, and team sports to continue to thrive, especially here in Halifax where drinking seems to be the only thing the downtown has been built to accommodate. If police are to do anything it should be stopping robbers, murderers and rapists. But no, our greatest concern is skateboarders not wearing helmets. Police should not be raising your children because you are too busy working or doing whatever it is that makes you unable to take responsibility for your own safety without constantly worrying about what other people may be doing. Ban alcohol, smoking. fatty and unhealthy food, fast cars, sun tanning, poisonous chemicals, and every other thing that is more dangerous than rolling around on a skateboard, then come give me a ticket for not wearing a helmet. But not before you ticket professional figure skaters, soccer players, rugby players, and all the many other activities associated with a higher potential for head injuries. Until that time I’ll keep right on doing what I’m doing. Everybody does some activity that puts them at risk of death or head injury or any injury. If laws covered all these things there would be very little to eat drink or do since almost anything could be considered dangerous at some level.
Sometimes I think I should wear safety goggles while sewing because I break so many needles and I worry one will fling into my eye.
well.. I’m 14 and i just got a ticket for the first time for not wearing the stupid helmet and the punk ass officer didn’t put the charge that i have to pay.. so how much is he charging me?
Maybe nothing. Unless it’s a standard fine it might appear on the back of the ticket or whatever. If he should have filled something out, but didn’t, you are probably off the hook.
Best to ask our resident legal expert Jim “The hammer” Shapiro though.
great first post, thinkalittlemore.
…although I could get behind a fast food tax. lol
Instead of the government control scenario you paint, though, there is also the possibility of private health care. Every risk you take could be measured by health insurance companies, but you would get to decide what risk level to be in. Higher risk would just mean paying more.
That was me playing devil’s advocate, but I am Canadian, and I have a clue about the state of things in the US, so by default I am a fan of public health care. Still…I do wish people would take some responsibility for the risks they take, and that leads us back to government regulation. We can’t win!
…unless we trust, say, skateboarders’ desire not to break their heads as being enough of a deterrent from them doing the most dangerous stunts. For this specific case, at least, I’m OK with that.
i tell you what…all they want is to get you and give you a ticket.. i mean what the fuck are they thinking about… not even a chance.. i heard about chances and all the stuff, but they don’t even give you a chance. All they say is this (where is your helmet at?) and then they give you the ticket and say i hope you pay it, gotta go bye.. i mean that’s gay they don’t give you a second chance. My opinion is this..(chinguen a su puta perra bomba burra madre officers!!!!!!) that’s all i have to say thanks.
ahh gotta love the famous catch 22…
dear fu.ckthecoast. i think you’re right does stupid helmets.. all they do is get yourself look stupid and gay… believe me my friend if there is anyone that doesn’t like helmets it’s me!.. i mean fuck those things!. like you said before they just make your head smell like a rotten pussy or a rotten dick! So this is my opinion.. what i think about those helmet is that they can save your life from falling or something, but they make you look like if you were wearing a piece of crap in your head or like if someone just shitted on you! so i think they should make new helmets. new designs without rotten pussies and dicks..
Try some charcoal inserts.
Do you ever feel not so fresh, you know, up there?