So 20 years ago you married the guy you now hate with a passion and who is the father of your two children. That didn’t last 10 years and you tell everyone your mistake was to marry a pretty boy who was great in the sack but a creep otherwise. Then about 10 years ago you get married to a party boy with a big dick (your words) but no money, personality, or prospects. No learning there, huh? So that has now ended and almost immediately you’re hooked up with a guy who may have some cash but has the personality of a rabid dog and all the good looks of a talking penis on 2 legs.
Even in your 40s you’re still great-looking. You’re charming socially and everyone seems to like you. You turn heads everywhere. You could have you pick of doctors, lawyers, indian chiefs, whatever you like. When will you learn there is more to a long-term relationship than banging?
—Amazed and Sad
This article appears in Oct 8-14, 2009.
I thank Mother Menopause that sex and men have dipped to the bottom of my life’s priority chart, right below eating deep-fried baby turtle shells stuffed with a musky blend of chipmuck and moose feces.
Sadly, she will learn that in about 10 years…about the time menopause hits.
TTFN – good to see menopause doesn’t affect a vivid imagination.
How should we know, dummy?
Life after menopause is like walking through a field of freshly rolled joints and Zippo lighters hanging off the tree branches. Pure bliss, no men, no picking up and cleaning after, just pure unadulterated freedom! Yes, ladies, there is something to look forward to and it doesn’t have a scrotum attached.
I’m neither a doctor, lawyer nor indian chief (are we allowed to use that term?) but i’ll take her number.
Its women like the one OP’s describing that make people like myself and Snoop Dogg not love hoes.
ttfn, man i would love dinner at your place sometime, i’ll even bring a fresh cold bottle of moose piss.
Why should we choose between great sex and a great guy? I am ‘amazed and sad’ that you believe one has to be exclusive of the other.
But if this lady is as great as you say, she should ditch the losers and find a man who is not only a great lay, but also treats her well. These men do exist, really, I found one.