I went to the grocery store for a few groceries the other day. The fucking cashier overcharged me for not one, not two, but THREE items! Of course I realized this while glancing at my receipt on the way home stuck at a construction stop. Don’t even get me started about the 10 to 15 construction workers all standing around leaning on a shovel. For fuck sake, I get through the construction and turn around and have to wait in the line again to get back to the grocery store. Then I have to wait for 20 fucking minute for some retard gambling addict buying lotto tickets… like dipwad, you might as well take that 20 bucks you spent and fucking set it on fire, rather than hand it over to the government. Anyway that stupid sack of shit finally moves and the cashier gonna look at me like I got 5 heads. No apology offered. No free coupon for my time & trouble and wasted gas. NO bitch. You rung in THREE things wrong. GIVE me my SEVEN DOLLARS, NOW BITCH and shut the fuck up with the excuses. There’s no excuse for your company to ring in THREE things wrong. That’s too convenient bitch. If it was a legit mistake, maybe one thing would be off. But three things, your store is fuckin’ rippin’ people off steady! Get your fucking scanners fixed. Or else quit advertising shit as a sale. I overpaid almost TEN DOLLARS. Imagine if every customer walks away being ripped off how rich these damn corporations grow off OUR MONEY. Then you send over two security guards, fuck that, I ain’t scared, I’ll drop you bitches like a sack of shit. I will say my piece and you scumbags gonna hear it. Now, I’ll go on with my seven dollars and go waste ten idling in construction. —fuck u bastards – its the principal!
This article appears in Nov 7-13, 2013.
Your post is only lacking one thing – a mushroom cloud overhead.
Everyone has bad days but you had to go postal, spewing your verbal shrapnel at these poor minimum wage people. What’s next? Waiting in a bell tower to pick off all the people who wronged you? You are SO fucked in the head, especially with your big brass ball remarks about ‘I ain’t scared’ – just those three words summed up your personality perfectly.
SPAZ!
A very good Bitch.
Sweet honourable… You are very angry about something.
Be frustrated, sure, but threatening everyone in your path is a titch extreme. Actually more than a titch…
I think that the Principal of whatever Junior High you were expelled from would have bitch-slapped you as well.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0GW0Vnr9Yc
I like that this post captures the spirit of LTWWB. Good job, but, a B- for using principal instead of principle.
why bother posting on LTWWB when you already bitched your head off in reality? LTWWB is for the ahem, more reluctant bitchers. shall we say the cautious ones. the circumspect ones. the yellow bellied sap sucker ones!
however, if I were the clerk ida tazed you.
friskies is shitty catfood
^^ hear hear. mind you, with OP’s temper I suppose the poor cats are lucky to be getting fed at all.
Friskies made my cats go Rob Ford, followed by the upchucks, bought it once, never again.
The Bitch Committee has spoken. Your bitch has been deemed invalid. Please follow up with a “What I’ll do Next Time” or, a safe bet, a “Bus Bitch”.
^^^ you get additional points if you can involve a bicycle into the plot.
^^ and merging onto the freeway
Oh, now I get it – this is a script from the Trailer Park Boys – Season Ad Nauseam.
I guess next time you’ll pay attention to the cash register when they scan things through. Had you done that the first time instead of looking at your Crackberry or Dumbphone, you would have saved yourself time and money.
Ah yes, the inevitable “It’s your fault, Bitch” followup, right on cue.
Gonna upgrade you to a “B”, you got one of the committee to assume shit from your post, in this case, being distracted by a smartphone of some sort.
I AM THE ULTIMATE PRINCIPAL!!!!! *gorilla press motions to the gods*
What kind of grocery store do you go to? One from 1965 where the cashier punches in the prices? The cashier didn’t over charge you, the cash register did – the computer did. I’m sure the 11 dollar an hour cashier doesn’t give a flying fuck what the price is, nor should s/he. S/he probably doesn’t even have the ability to enter a different price without a supervisor typing in a code to authorize it. Bitch invalidated. Also, anyone who feeds their cat Friskies should be banned from having cats. That shit is half ash and kills your cats liver… and I don’t even like cats.
Have you heard of the Scanning Code of Practice? Most grocery stores & some dept. stores follow this… if the item rings up more than it should (e.g. the sale price hasn’t been changed properly in their system), and you notice after the order has been processed, you get the item for FREE! I’ve done this on numerous occasions….instead of being pissed it’s something to get excited about (except I feel bad for you because they obviously didn’t do this for you 🙁 )
…up to a max of $10, and for the first wrong item, with subsequent items just given to you at the correct price
Know ones going to help you when you’re screaming in their face over an honest mistake. Construction happens, and we all pay the same price for gas.
Pretty sure you would bitch at anything that looked at you the wrong way.
I hate it when people blame the principal for everything that goes wrong in their lives…
You hardly get an opportunity to examine a receipt at the cashier. Standard practice is to push your shit to the end and start ringing in the next person in line before you even get a chance to throw your crap in a bag and roll out.
QUESTIONABLE LANGUAGE
Frankly, I think the clerk was upset by your questionable language.
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
Oh ffs shut up already, cranky.
Ob: it’s not that hard to check your reciept before you leave the store.
And Friskies? Really? I figured maybe your herpes was flaring up and that explained the rage, but the friskies really does show that you’re an asshole.
No love for the crankster.
blame the victim x 2
make assumptions x 1
comment about some detail about the OB unrelated to their bitch x ?
bitch at a responder x ?
Ha ha. Other than Bro Tim, do any of you folks frequent the other media forums or is this you main thing?
And, I’m not full of shit when I say cashiers just push you along, ignoring you and moving on to the next cow.
Next time you’re rung through, stand perfectly still at the debit and put your card away and have a look at your receipt. Do this for a week and count how many times someone tries to walk through you. Just sayin’
“Oh ffs shut up already, cranky.” – Why? *He’s* made some excellent observations on this thread so far.
*She’s?* – The Captain can never remember genders when the monikers don’t provide a clue. Forgive the discrepancy.
And the fucking retard buying a lotto ticket with his own money who was in line before you wins the fucking jackpot. That would be the perfect ending to your egocentric rant. Fuck you asshole.
I’m with cranky…
I had this happen when I went to a certain Sobey’s on every occasion.
It was the closest to me so I gave them entirely too many chances to get my total right on the first try. Never happened so I ditched their MFA.
Scammers, the lot of them.
I always keep a running total of my (usually very scant) groceries just so I know if there’s an insane discrepancy. It’s not really that hard and people generally suck at math so it’s a good chance to practice.
Any time I was overcharged at Sobey’s I received the item for free. The trick is to WATCH as they scan and you already scanned the price on the shelf, so it’s not rocket science. Dumber, and dumber….
Yours truly
This dog food ad must’ve taken ages to set up and shoot.
http://www.youtube.com/embed/AA56LgpFbSw?r…
I love the ‘beneful o crap’ commercials.
we call that stuff *pitiful*
Cranky, both Sobey’s and SS have screens that show you your items as they are being scanned, but that requires you to pay a little bit of attention and some of those have audio.
Like I said: not that hard to check your receipt before you leave. My momma taught me that when I was like five and guess what? I’ve never had to go back to a store to get a price adjustment.
Fancy concept, eh?
You are my hero.