Dear Connor, who apparently has a Nubody’s membership, please stop giving out my home number as your home number. Did you think these people would never have to contact you? The next time they call, I’m telling them they’ve hired a liar.
This article appears in Mar 20-26, 2008.


GRRRR that sucks…. have you ever considered pretending to be the guy they’re looking for and be a total dick, or come out of the closet or something? I have that problem once – I got a call at 3am one time during a particularly nasty bout of insomnia; I nearly full on lost my mind.
Oops – had, not have. Return to me, brain cells.