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Monday, June 29, 2015

The curtains don't match the carpet!

Posted on Mon, Jun 29, 2015 at 4:21 PM

My friend suggests that there is no carpet anymore, but as a biological blond, I can't help notice that a lot of people are not blond, although they attempt to colour their hair to appear so. To let these people know: You ain't foolin' nobody—the carpet just don't match the curtains.

As a blond, I am biased, but yeah, it's a good look. And yeah, I am having a riot. So I cant blame those, who pose, but I find it less than sincere. It is OK for Halloween, kids, but why not work with the hand you were dealt?

I dunno, maybe I should trademark being blond to keep you rascals honest? —Guero

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